Did you get a Jayson Werth gnome? We did, too. And he’s gotten in to all kinds of trouble so far. We are here to present the adventures of Jayson Werth, Gnome, via Snapchat. North by Northwest Werth Snowwerth Waldo Werth Frozen Werth Rapunzel Werth Princess Werth Werthy the Bear …

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Jayson Werth has had a good record the past couple days: people are stroking his beard and he got a grand slam. It’s been a good week. Dribbble user Alan Oronoz made a set of sweet MLB player portraits. Here’s our own Jayson Werth. Check out this beard close up:

Knee-jerk reaction?  [ATM] The pain associated with the loss of Adam Dunn to free agency was quickly replaced Sunday with the joy that came with the following announcement: the Nationals have signed free agent outfielder Jayson Werth to a reported seven-year, $126 million contract. Could pay off, we shall see.