After recently learning that Missouri State Rep. Curt Douchebaggery Dougherty sent out a fundraising appeal that read more like a ransom note than it did an invite, we’ve concluded that Mr. Dougherty might be Missouri’s finest politician, [ever]. Dougherty, who addressed the letter to Lobbyists, Friends, Supporters and Rich Uncles, …

Starbucks get’s an “A” for effort, but an “F” for failing to run this idea by anyone in their legal department. Seattle-based Starbucks is making fast changes — after being accused of breaking the law with an offer to voters.  [our bad] … Prior to Monday afternoon, Starbucks was promoting …