Pregnant lady fights off an intruder who was wielding [a tiki torch] There’s a Smores Bar in Foggy Bottom [stop everything] More lanes aren’t going to help anything [traffic on I-95] Set of twins are born both minutes and a year apart [new year’s baby] Arlington wants tech start ups …

This. Makes. No. Sense. According to Reader’s Digest, the stretch of I-95 between Baltimore, MD and Elkton, MD is one of the top 5 best roads in America. [the foliage, like the traffic, is gorgeous in the fall] Clearly no one from Reader’s Digest has ever driven that road. h/t …