Colbert sweet talks his way onto the walls of the Smithsonian [hall of presidents] Giuliani takes first shots at Romney [tough]Anne Schroeder Mullins…not a hockey fan. She says Caps super-star Ovechkin plays for the Wizards [double dribble?] Separation of French and Fries [Sarkozy] A very creative presidential bumper sticker [not …

Michigan GOP mistakenly dubs McCain the winner [my bad] White House Chief straight blogging from Saudi Arabia [blog.gov] Bush cheats on his ranch – has tea [plot of land] The McCain Meltdown [over?] Dolphins hire Sparano away from Cowboys [tears] NASCAR driver gets kicks out of chasing down intruders – …

…Mrs. Pacman ain’t gonna be happy about this. …Gotta love the NY Post. …Tom Cruise getting his crazy on. …Either this is the most intense coach ever or he does an 8 ball before lunch. H/T Extra Mustard …My laptop is thinner than your laptop. …When enough isn’t enough.