So you want to be a blogger?  [better read this first] Where fashion goes to die [weird] Open thread [hooker style] Joint ticket? [eff that]

Global Warming Payola?[Tierney] List of Thwarted Attacks Since Sept.11 [thank you DHS] The Next Slum? [McMansions] Bob Dylan Keeps His Hat [Sao Paulo]

Matalin to Carville: You Get It Everyday [gross] Boltbus Offers Cheap Rides from D.C. to NYC [$1] McCain is a Cannibal?  [no media bias] Red bras = Republican, Blue = Dem?  [oddly enough]

For those about to rock [We Salute You] If you ain’t first [You’re Last] Weekly music agenda [dcist] Stop hogging the arcade game! [Chuck.E.Cheese] Steve-O Arrested [Splash!] Randy Moss Back with Patriots [conversate] Obama goes hip hop, again [robo call Jay Z style]

Congressional Investigators Head to Cayman Islands [tough work] D.C. Submits New Designs for Quarter [no taxation] NYC’s Plaza Hotel Reopens [$400 million renovation] Will Ferrell’s Basketball Comedy Airballs at the Box Office [Anchorman 2?] More Americans Turning to Web for News [get your blog on] Leap Day Actually Adds Interest …

MSM blames Rove, again [shock then awed] Nader picks running mate [cart before horse] House full of feces may be leveled [pooh dive] Just because [Fark] Note: never store fireworks in oven [they’ll go boom] When campaigning gets ugly [insert David Duke]

Drudge Strikes Again [Kurtz Me One Time] Daylight-Saving Time Actually Increases Energy Use [Best Laid Plans…] Facebook redesign coming soon [poke me harder] Rove: Don’t “Hussein” Obama [a wise man once said] Myspace and TMZ form web channel [together at last] Vice President Bloomberg? [aw shucks] Boehner to undergo back …

Underestimating Obama [false sense of security?] Captain Ed jumps ship for a “Hot Air” ride [solid] The Rocket reports to camp [to throw BP?] Not quite sure why this is news at all [hooptastic] Biatches get stuff done [Fey on Hill] One more debate [thank.goodness] Richardson – still holding out …

This won’t help the career [DUI] Looks like Hillary spent the early years learning how to defend Bill. [court appointed] Nancy loves fat cat lobbyists [cozy] The Senator is sleeping with a lobbyist [breaking] Top this wedding announcement [farting] Obama photo causing problems [thanks Drudge] Former Boehner flack gets responsible …

I spent $42.3 million and all I got was a CPAC t-shirt [rip off] Hip Hop 4 Obama [word] Conservablogs launches free WP theme [spiffy] Dude ends acting career for no good reason [pride] Leave the child baring up to the country [not the village] It’s great when this guy …

Not so proud TX senator gets more not so fun press [fun with photoshop] Michelle Obama’s America-and mine [this land is your land…] Is Barack’s lead too big? [catch up time] Rocket take down [no, not that Rocket] Naked actress crashes website [Lohanmania] Hollywood strike cost $2.5 Billion: report [Lots …

Weekly DC music schedule [DCist] Pettitte apologizes for sticking his rear with needles [JUICED] Lohan recreates monroe photo shoot [6 weeks] More footage of Baltimore cop salvatore rivieri abusing the public [Are You From the County?!] You are teh dumb [absentee] Financial woes force church to sell private jet [Call …

Students Fight Back Against Gossip Site [JuicyCampus] Falcons Release Four-Time Pro Bowler Crumpler [Crump-dogg!] Nationals Spring Training Update [DCist] Suze Orman’s Book Downloaded 1 Million Times in One Week [Oprah Power] Vanity Plate Sells for $14 Million in UAE [Too Much Money] Potential Home Owners Sidelined by Fears [CRASHED!] James …

Just hit refresh [strange] A new venture for Jay-Z, on Madison Avenue [HOVA] Friday House Line: Republican Retirements Galore [AARP] Who does number two work for? [agony] Put on some damn pants, son [cowboy draws] Trouble for the GOP [turked] Have a great weekend -keep it famous…

‘Hot or Not’ sold for $40 million [really?] Full coverage of opening night of DC prom season [punch bowl] NY’s “Naked Cowboy” sues M&Ms maker for $6 million [sue me] Land above famed Hollywood sign up for sale [golden palace] Politico reporter needs to wash his mouth out with soap …