Old Gas Pumps Can’t Handle Ever-Rising Prices [This. Sucks.] McCain’s 7 Steps to Beating Obama [Michael Scherer] Ryan Sandberg Still Has It [Bench Clearing] Well, That Didn’t Last Long [F-Bomb] No Go On Paulville [Ron-town]

Reuters Moves 20 Pics of Playboy’s Playmate of the Year [Oddly Enough] Charles Barkley’s No Better than Ron Burgundy [Stay Classy] Blogging Goes Professional [Megan McArdle] Pictures of Jenna’s Wedding [Spectacular] His Man Card is Irrevocable [One Hand] Things I Did Last Night [Stiffler]

Funny headline of the day [tipster] We.Can.Ask [Obama] FDC book club [buy it]

The 50 Most Influential US Political Pundits [Telegraph] Top 10 Controgaffes of the ’08 WH Race [the fix] Size Does Matter [on the ball]   When was Brad Pitt on Fox News? [Heye] McCain-Jindal 08? [Kristol]

Special Election wowsa [big Dem lead] Check it daily [Woot!] Create your own banner [Bush supporters gone wild]

Who you callin’ a pansy? [flower power] Do you feel for Obama? [out to pastor] Liberals are laughing at this [WTF?] Roger Clemens sucks [there we said it]

American Airlines to Charge for Second Bag [communism] Stolen Vote Committee Gets Another $150K [shame!] Pam Anderson Bakes Good Bread [oddly enough] After the Correspondents’ Dinner [get the boobs] Applying the Long Tail to Air Travel [DayJet] 10 Years of Voodoo Fest [New Orleans] Prince Covers Radio Head [Creep]

A Topless Photo Threatens a Major Disney Franchise [Miley Cyrus] Sean Penn Leading Biodiesel Trek Across America [Spicoli] Anti-war Cindy Sheehan to Take on Pelosi [Uphill Battle] NewEconomyPatents.org Launched [Tech Daily Dose] McFadden Ready to Get on the Field [Raiders!] Most Hilarious AP headline of the Day [Balls] Seeking Larry …

National Press Club’s Monday Seminar, “Reporting from Facebook” [Tech Daily Dose] Rock Acts Upstage Coachella Headliner Jack Johnson [Waiting, Playing the Fool] Dolphins Formally Draft O-Tackle Jake Long [First Pick] This is How We Lost to the White Man [Bill Cosby] Congrats Ben Pershing! [Blissful]

Live Updates of WHCAD via Twitter [Extreme Mortman] Why Generation Y is Broke [can I borrow a dollar?] Compromise Reached on the Farm Bill [yes!] NFL Draft Weekend [don’t be nervous]

Worst idea of the year [virtual repo man] Office Space Quiz [7 our of 10] Unhappy LASIK patients Urge FDA Action [can you see me now?] Sunday Show Lineup [Hotline]

LOLcats: Now Hiring [Post I.T.] Democratization of Selling Out [Spike Lee] Lil Wayne hits No. 1 on singles chart [Lollipop] What Can Wu Do for You? [super-delegate] Rules for Washington Tourists [On the Ball]

How Clinton Can Win It [the fix] Rev. Wright Speaking at Nat’l Press Club 4/28 [why?] WHCAD: A How-To Guide [Shenanigans] China Sues CNN for $1 per Person [$1.3 BILLION] Stephanopoulos’ Love Lemonade [fishbowlDC]

The News Mausoleum [John Podhoertz] Pandering 101 [Protect Bloggers] Top 10 Shirts to Get Arrested In [I am the Law!] More Craigslist Critiques [On the Ball]

Happy Tax Freedom Day [the Song!] Ravens Fan Avi Zenilman Joins Calderone [Media on Media] Earth Day Update From Capitol Hill [Ecotainer] The Pelosi Premium [message coordination] $60K?! I only parked for an hour [oddly enough] H-O-V-M-A-R-R-I-E-D [hottest chick in the game]