Biden can’t keep a secret [still] The half-smoke challenge [We Love DC] Cuccinelli’s joke falls very flat [Virginians?] Cut off by a douche [Liz] World’s worst beer thief? New Media Jim hits 15 years [congrats!]

Did she pick up new friends at the gun show? [Miss McCain] Pic of the Year? [Situation Room] Seth was right, his hair is foxy [Trump] The burial at sea question [OBL] Man shaves beard after OBL killed [keeps promise] OBL is dead, Sheehan makes the news cycle [America] SE …

Did you wake up early for the Royal Wedding? [viewing party] Bristol tells her mom to back off [and don’t come around] New Dem money [$100 million] Logan breaks silence, tells her story [CBS] More prayers down South [flooding]

Our thoughts and prayers with those down South [terrifying] Tornado warning in NoVA [until 3pm] How f*cked is Metro? [our new favorite site] Setting the table [WHCD]

Thoughts are with those in Texas and Arkansas [tornadoes] Luntz says $10,000 that Trump won’t run [game on] Chuck Norris [copy and paste] Haynesworth indicted [sexual abuse] Palin’s parting shot [Couric]

Mac People vs. PC People [infographic] Hell yes! [Ron’s in] Facebook sick of watching Groupon make millions [deals] Sam Stein’s blood stump [picture] DC Zoo stabbing [update]

CAPS make noise [clinch] Rep. Giffords to attend husband’s shuttle launch [heart warming] Get ready to roll [Easter WH style] Lightning storm last night Jamba Juice coming to DC [thanks, Venus]

Church Signs [sexual] Scooter [in style] Chipotle’s Asian Restaurant Concept to Debut in DC [Dave Levy where have you been?] There goes spring [cool and rainy Saturday] The Honey Badger is bad ass [ht/ RS]

What a government shutdown means for DC [not good] McCain credits Snooki for all his attention [Twitter love] Best keeper video ever [goal] John Edwards would rather die than go to jail [wow] Happy Birthday Sara Diaz [chili] Picture of the Day courtesy of Jim Billimoria. If you’d like to …

Paul Ryan’s neato video [budget] Baldwin, Spacey here to save the country [showdown] Storm damage [pics] Petraeus to CIA [spies like us] Huck’s records gone [just in time to run for President] New Nintendos make people puke [take it back]

How not to get fooled on April Fools Day [Gawker] Less about that and more about not being qualified [right?] We love the Columbia Room [drinks] Colbert Cuts His Own Pawlenty-Esque Epic Campaign Ad [well done] Rep. Weiner kills it

Did anyone think this through? [closet] Your DC cab ride just got more expensive [fuel charge] Hey Harbath, is this true [Gibbs to Facebook?] Blossoms are safe [construction project] Redistricting game [DC] Majority Leader Cantor welcomes #VCU Coach Shaka Smart back to Richmond after #finalfour berth [h/t Dayspring]

Sweetest SI cover ever? [BYU] Are we seriously still talking about this? [Trump] Harris raises his pimp hand [stop it] Brittney leans right? [really?] Help O’Keefe pay his credit card bill [maxed out] Strip mall for Jesus [PG County]

Thank you Captain Obvious [Libya] CNN vs. Fox [battle] The Plame Game [books] Kwame can’t get no respect [loose lips] DC Rollergirls [Sunday]

Charlie Sheen beats Palin in latest independent poll [winning] Here’s a headline you’ve likely been trying to avoid [Helen Thomas Turns Up in Playboy] How’s your bracket looking? [NCAA] Guiness-flavored margaritas [perhaps] Pizza No. 17 [now open] Unsuck Metro reflects on Japan [personal] Don Seymour’s tweet get’s posterized in Roll …