Dems beat Republicans 8-2 [congressional baseball game] Jerky Metro rides explained [jerks] Closer look inside José Andrés’ America Eats Tavern [delicious] DC newscaster sits down with Obama [keeping it local] In case you wanted Palin advice about the economy [reload] A view from the seats at last night’s Roll Call …

Eight glasses of water, more harm than good? [fresh news] DC Summer Carnival takes over RFK [hell yes] RNC fundraising team making it rain [trust] Might be time to break up with Netflix [too much] What’s Rick P waiting for? [tick tock] Peanut tosser turns into jailbird [plane games]  

Dam is breaking [dammit] Maddow lands huge guest [Flynt] Most embarrassing dad [ever] You thought yesterday’s humidity was bad? [yeah] Tackle Box opens [Cleveland Park]

Anti-spenders spend [Freshmen] That’s one way to write a headline [Fishbowl] Ochocinco tweets advice for Rep. Weiner [truth] Man chooses beer over wife [kiss cam] Jell-O wrestling [tonight]

Big day for John Edwards [indictment] Jon Stewart kills it [pizza rant] VT rejoices [high five] Metro doesn’t drive itself [which is probably good] Blago admits he’s a liar [smarty]

Sweating through the night [thanks Pepco] Federer is good people [fan takes tumble] Christie took a chopper and limo to a Little League game [dude] Palin thinks about cancelling tour [high gas prices] Make shift electricity [outage] Denzel and Ryan Reynolds [movie in DC] Why you don’t need a wedding …

Daily Caller takes Weinergate to a whole new level [really?] First ever triple back-flip [BMX] Sarah Palin plays the media [but do we care?] The Mark Center mess [delay] Another proposal goes viral [pop the question]

Palin was rolling, but no one knows why [thunder] Weiner’s mess [hack job?] Memorial Day [pic] No dancing allowed in public [in Washington, DC] It’ll feel like 100 degrees today [but you already knew that]

Know any good Rapture parties happening? [Saturday] Palin goes after low-hanging fruit [Arnold] Did you bike to work today? [national day] Style skating [DC] And in case you were wondering, this is how you catch a foul ball, fellas. [boss]

Old man search [Twitter] Jon Stewart gets glittered [en vogue] Baby Mama’s baby shower [oh, Arnold] Hipster cyclist contest [TBD] DC police have an escort problem [Sheen]

Schwarzenegger reveals he had child with staffer [wow] Romney event hauls In $10.25 million [wow] We love weather [flash flood warning in DC] The fake presidential candidacy is over [Trump] America Eats Tavern will replace Cafe Atlantico [interesting] Astros fan runs on field, becomes Houston legend

Chvotkin loves sports [and DC] How Drudge does it [on top] Prom advice from 2nd graders [freaky] No more tailgating at Jiffy Lube [no more fun] Rent my apartment [w/ my 16 cats] The Shuttle prepares for launch [Stuck in Customs]

Anderson Cooper gets punked on his own show [funny] Is sitting down killing you? [infographic] Early polls haven’t proved much [in the past] A new look for the Wizards [but not all are smiling] Movie theater on Barracks Row [Church sold] What $1500 gets you in DC [rent] Boehner: Christie …

Pippa gone wild [we love commoners] Arnold and Maria call it quits [terminated] Hillary gets edited out of infamous picture [cropped] They put her on the teevee box and America watches [Bristol mania] Colleagues react to the Schock [ab] Happy Birthday [Bryant Avondoglio]

Date night for the Obamas [Tosca] John Kerry ain’t buying it [Pakistan knew] Fey brings back Palin [every four years] Metro workers love overtime [rate hikes?] El Centro now open [BYT]