Earthquake in Alaska [Tsunami warning] George W. Bush has legs [wears shorts] Pol on Pol abuse [air sucking] New Whole Foods in Foggy Bottom [photos] G-Town goes to the rats [video]

Katia now a hurricane [will she turn?] Boehner vs. Obama [timing is everything] Real or Fake? [you make the call] Man attacks motorist [with a live power line] DC downgrade [will it happen?]

Ted’s Bulletin guys address D.C.’s Pop Tart phenomenon [brilliant] Make sure you have plenty of booze and pita chips [hurricane guide] Chelsea Handler goes cover [Capitol File] Photo of the Day [WeLoveDC]

Virginia’s most courageous earthquake victim [video] Michelle O likes top shelf vodka [10 million times over] Where are the H. Street trains? [slow train] 4.5-Mag aftershock rumbles overnight [wine spills everywhere]

Rev. Martin Luther King Jr. Memorial [amazing] College dropouts rob feds of billions [no tax revenue] Hipsters Vs. Old People [infographic] DC’s best murals [art]

Obama’s baggy pants problem [just like the rest of us] More speed cameras [income] How walkable is your neighborhood? [walk score] Vacationers on vacations [heat is on]

You gotta have goals [woman aims to be world’s fattest] History is hard [Bachmann] DC homelessness set to increase [facts] Why aren’t there adult lunchables? [good question] Georgetown > China [pictures / video]

Clinton wants fat kids on treadmills [weight loss] Fark: “No, I don’t need my spells checked” [O’Donnell] Flash mob robbery [danger] TBD keeps it local [or not]

Do not miss Bobby’s Burger Palace [pictures] Obama joins Foursquare [Secret Service thrilled] You’re gonna pay to eat that [DC tops list] Zipcar is pissed at DC [pissed]

Chocolate City Brewing goes Pug [delicious] Princess Sparkle goes Kiss on Bachmann [she loves green] DC’s Wonder Bread goes for history [protected] Sarah Palin’s toenails [there, we said it] And don’t be nervous, but this this is roaming the DC area [wtf]

Brad Dayspring is kind of a big deal [#dayspringfacts] Yeah, it just got cooler [breeze] Putin goes diving for three minutes and conveniently finds treasure [so lucky] 70 is the new 30 [local flavor] London Olympics logo fixed [NextRound]

Sometimes in order to get attention, you need to fart on TV [Barney Frank edition] SWAT teams to help control deer [Fairfax hunting] Metro has a new social media manager [good luck] Eco-friendly designs [sugar and art] Best Foggy Bottom eateries [list]

Tall Girl – Short Boy [Diary of a Mad DC Cabbie] Strasburg Makes First Start [DCProSportsReport] Something Lyrical [DC in the Rain] Does Not Compute [Gas Prices] Ground Level [SnarkInfested] “The Writer” [Date Me DC] Big Fish [talk to Tiny] And here’s our best shot at Loose Lips: Congresswoman Elanor …

Chef Spike expands his empire [restaurants opening in…] Another Palin baby [who this time?] Ken Jeong photobombs Kate Upton [worth the click] WaPo battles Drudge readers [slap in the face] The end of an era [h/t @ShawnaNBCNews]

Sean Penn hates DC residents [this is not a f*cking zoo] Boats burn at DC marina [flames] Playing the lottery pays off [Alexandria resident wins] Celebrity snap shots [Gawker] Best cookie in the city? [chocolate chip]