He did it [Shields will go bald] Kardashians not liked by Obama [reality] Biden being Biden [candid] Car crashes into Benihana Restaurant in Bethesda [picture] Marriott hotel worker quits with an entire marching band [video]

Caps win! [declaw] POTUS hip to Bieber gossip [he’s taken] If only Congress was this courteous to taxpayers [no explanation] Construction during rush hour [I-95]

Road kill meals [lived off them for 30 years] Cain has no pizza loyalty [Domino’s Pizza] President Obama’s teleprompter stolen [probably not a great idea] A restaurant called “Meatballs” [brilliant] By Bob Jagendorf

Obama is heart broken [about the NBA season] Did Rick Perry post a pic of himself in running shorts? [appears he did] BTW, it’s bacon week [sizzle] What should happen to RFK? [occupy RFK] Remy crushes it again [video]

What’s the government’s credit score? [video] All you need to know about Taste of DC [do it] Before you vote for me, buy my book [Cain] Occupy DC in full swing [photo op] Photo: Joshua Yospyn

Celeb sightings in DC [NBC] Someone hire Elle [southern girl] Skins game caller thinks they’re special [that’s nice] White House goes pink [breast cancer awareness]

Students kickin’ it big [DC Scores] Lookin’ good [Tamara] Dinner w/ Obama for $3 [relax, enjoy] View from the top of the Washington Monument [wow] Plot to blow up Pentagon, Capitol foiled [under cover] ICYMI [the greatest Rick Perry video thus far, and perhaps ever]

Herman takes the lead [shock poll] Totally worth it? [shame vs. proud] Engineers rappel down Washington Monument [scary] Biking in dense cities could hurt your health [say it ain’t so] Hot lanes on I-95? [would they work?] courtesy of ‘oddlittlebird.’

Name chosen for red panda cub [National Zoo] Washington’s healthiest employers [trim the fat] What would DC look like if it never split up? [interesting factoids] Can the Skins Win? [Cowboys] D.C. bike hazards: [An illustrated guide]

Someecards summed up yesterday pretty well [Facebook] Levi talks about the Republican party forcing him to cut his mullet [shame] DC is one of the smoggiest [exhaust] Rangel to be honored [unveiling]

Congressman Phil Roe performs CPR on man at airport [save life] TruOrleans Restaurant [opening] You can’t outrun the secret service, so stop jumping the WH fence [again] People thought he was Vince Young [no, really] What’s in a sandwich? [vote]

$5 dinners with Obama [enter to win] Michaele ran off with Journey guitarist [don’t stop believing] Is Metro stealing? [questions] Top 5 worst Congressional ideas for DC [list]

GOP candidate wins Weiner’s old seat, everyone claims credit [special] What should we steal? [um, grab all the detergent] Chipotle’s Asian spin-off to open 9/15 [ShopHouse] Church Lady punch [Washingtonian] Alexandria cops show off expensive new toys [speed traps] Poverty worse than ever [Wonkette’s take]

Rush Limbaugh wants you to meet the future President of the United States [FL] Saudi Arabia doesn’t need water [just oil] Won’t.Stop.Raining. [flooding] D.C.’s vacant property list mushrooms [cheap rent?] National Cathedral crane collapse [picture]

Bachmann loses key aides [too much] Who doesn’t love a flash flood warning? [wet] Is Tourmobile really ending? [questions remain] Recipe of the day [chilled almond soup] Terrible traffic [get ready]