McCain wakes up long enough to insult Long Island [zinger] Fun or Sex? [Cain] Picture of the day [veggies] Montel wants a pot center [indeed] Participate more [interesting post] Breakfast cupcakes [finally] Image -via Bit Rebels

Spelling is important to candidates [fundamental] The Best of Barney Frank [don’t go] TBD Ugly Sweater Contest [enter] Ron Paul has a cookbook [chief chef] By toby_hicks

Caps comeback [win] Defending pepper spray [Fox] Flash mob robs 7-11 [Silver Spring] Pedestrian safety tips [important] Don’t waste Metro on FBI [dude] By gonzo67

Fight Night pics [wild] Hollywood proof [waterboarding works] DC Chairman Brown gets new ride [Prius] The evacuation begins [Occupy NYC] 10 signs he/she ain’t right [perhaps obvious] By julia.leiby

Honest Abe has his sword jacked [why?] This is how you live socially [booze and guns] Chelsea Clinton to report for NBC [congrats] Skins have issues [a lot of them] By Nightfly38

Thank you [USA] By Bhamgal

Who’s better at golf? [Jack Abramoff or Pat Gavin?] The most painful video you’ll watch all week [Perry freezes] Herman will take a lie detector test [except that maybe he won’t] Nats catcher kidnapped [yes, you read that correctly] TwitPic by: @mattyspencah

Twitter hires Mindy Finn [congrats] Low turnout [again] America’s Mayor wants his son to fill his seat [Marion] Blind Pilot @ 9:30 Club [photos] Like a good neighbor [Bread for the city] By Oscalito

The Lobbyist’s Playbook [Jack Abramoff] Autumn Reds [unpopped collar] Faith, Hope & Love [Lindsey] Tortilla Coast [best chips eva] Revolving Door [healthcare]

Dornic Gets Stuck in Elevator [good times] Where is Tampa Bay? [no, seriously] New proposed DC speed limit [a crawl] Goodbye Filene [we loved your basement] Photo by: MUDSUGAR

Refurbished Tune Inn only has one deer butt [h/t @mkhammer via @HotlineReid] Michael Moore doesn’t want to give away his money [yet] Wale [DC or Nothing] America’s brokest cities [did your city rank?] Photo credit: City Paper

Things longer than Kim’s marriage [most everything] Things you can’t do [zombie Obama with bullet hole] Print media good for naps [zzzz] Nats keep Johnson for 2012 [confident] Photo by: Prashant_K

We spotted Jesus [Bingo] The Perfect Tweet [#WeCantWait] New Mural [Adams Morgan]

Joe the Plumber doesn’t use duct tape [he uses snot and duct tape] Meet MyMitt [Targeted Victory] Food truck tracker [app for that] Only in VT [sappy] Bolt Bus hangover [no cure] Great show, Boland [Stragglers]

10 out of 10 featured stories on CNN about guess who? [Gadhafi] Dave Catanese is a talented young man [video] Economies of ale [beer] DC suit shop almost as fun as TSA screening [intimate pics]