Fishbowl’s Top 10 [hooked] Occupy a space heater [dropping] Dan Snyder wins big prize […of the year] Potomac Flacks passes 600,000 [congrats] By dyoshida

The Metro Meltdown [video] Passenger tries to smuggle knives on plane [DCA] TBD’s gift idea for Emily Miller [bullets] Who made the worst boss list on Cap Hill? [drum roll] This FedEx guy won’t have a job for long [video] By Raghuram Annadana

Mitt: “What’s up gangstas – it’s the m-i-double-tizzle” [happened] Do you have the food truck tracker app yet? [do it] Rep. Frank goes see-through casual on the House floor [raisins]

Redskins shock Giants [next year’s hope] Bachmann is everywhere [frantic Iowa stops] My feet are strong Joe Rogan [Paul endorsement] Hawaii ain’t cheap [surf’s up] Great news for the Congressional Correspondents Dinner [Louis CK] Louis CK to headline the Congressional Correspondents Dinner? Christmas just came early, folks — Neda Semnani …

Fun things to do this weekend [picks] Cain gets cozy for Christmas video [still here] This seems like a terrible idea [WETA] Shutdown averted? [WTOP] Cartoonists rooting for Newt [illustrate] By Mr. T in DC

Give it up, DC [Donate] 12 days of Christmas dinner [for foodies] Which came first, the picture of the story? [Rick] The most intense Taekwondo fight ever [h/t Becker]

Moral of the Story [Recycle your cat litter] Obama diet secret [eat pie] Plastic bag: 1 Dude getting interviewed: 0 [video] Beer can tree in Foggy Bottom [photo] By Tim Serge

Do you have NYE plans yet? [the list] The real DC cocktail scene [solid choices] Radio guy offers a million to drop out [Newt] Alec being Alec [bipolar] B’s that brunch [review] Common stops in DC [politics] By anaxolotl

Bonjean Christmas Party = Gary Busey appearance [pics, videos] Giffords doing great [amazing] World’s craziest Christmas lights [Gawker] Hurry Date [skeptical] Skins lose, complain about bad calls [damn] Sara Bonjean takes a moment to pose with Gary Busey. Photo by: Janet Donovan

Turkey for Turkey Day [video] Will Ferrell continues to dominate [ads] Bachmann daughters ask out boys [vice versa] Metro does one thing fast [time lapse video] By mike appel

Fallon ‘embarrassed’ by Bachmann debacle [NBC] Daily Show hijacks Rick Scott presser [pee in this cup] Mitt’s heavy [Iowa] Pothole alley to get fixed [G-Town] Hot Toddy? [recipe] By Kenn Wilson

Fight terrorism with sno-cones [truth] Republicans vs. Democrats TV survey results [what to watch] 5 Worst gift ideas for this year [tie] Ride the bus, donate food [good cause] By energizerr

City Paper Asks: Who’s got bigger balls? [meat] $4M car pileup [wrecked dreams] Holiday concert round up [We Love DC] How drunk can you get at your office party [infographic] Canaan Valley kicks of ski season [$10] Photo by Mike Lurie

Trump keeps coming back [nobody knows why] More good Redskin news [spiral] Two words [Tee bow] Doug Heye loves Iowa [who doesn’t?] Mike Allen signs an iPad [21st Century book signing] By JasonianPhotography

Reid Wilson [#HotlineSort] A history of WH Christmas decor [festive] Work Habits [Newt] Reason to panic? [light jog] HyperNetworking [American University] Photo courtesy of Stephanie D’Introno