#HEY Are you on the list? Are your friends on the list? We’ve got happy hours coming in September. #NATIONAL Monkey selfies; That app Secret? It’s not so secret; So true we’re not sure how this made it on the Onion; Three words: mug of bacon; the White House is …

People say DC is Hollywood for ugly people, but as District fanatics, we take slight offense to that notion – at least most of the time. However, as a city always on the go, it’s hard to look perfect all of the time – especially when your day starts with …

Monica Lewinsky is quoted in Vogue as saying, “I am determined to have a different ending to my story. I’ve decided, finally, to stick my head above the parapet so that I can take back my narrative and give a purpose to my past.” And, as usual, coupled with such …

Game on: The lineup for Members vs. Press (aka the 2014 Congressional Women’s Softball Game) has just been announced. Full roster below. Get your tickets for the Wednesday, June 18, 2014 game at 7PM. It’s always a blast, and ticket money goes to a good cause: benefiting the Young Survival …

Cinco de Mayo [margarita prices] Mirror, mirror on the wall [which rap artist has the largest vocabulary of them all?] Are you single? Do you make $100-200k? [we have the perfect 400 square foot studio for you] The running of the chihuahuas [this is really actually a thing] Building collapses …

#NATIONAL The pollen vortex is here; kids these days; Rob Ford- c’mon man; Godzilla is too fat; “What is a photocopier?”; wearable tech: a gun that needs a watch to fire; we’re entering a post-antibiotic era so see y’all later; mint juleps, anyone?; this joke about May never gets old; …

All it took was one meme and now Hillary is back on top. Now, she’s fueling Internet jokes based on her own brand of badass cool. More than just an image rebound, Clinton is enjoying a genuine resurgence. via TPM

Washington, D.C. loves nothing more than a good list. Good news for us, GQ magazine just released their 50 Most Powerful People in Washington, and the bickering about the list has already begun. [WaPo] Is Eric Cantor really the most powerful person in Washington? Do a couple of party planners …

If the news about Hillary Clinton’s former intern turned adult movie start is true, we might need to amend our Capitol Hill flowchart. [click to enlarge]

Robert Basler of Oddly Enough asks:  These photos show President Barack Obama, former President Bill Clinton and Secretary of State Hillary Clinton laughing their butts off at… a) Former President George W. Bush doing a dramatic live reading from his new book, “Decision Points” b) The Ricky Gervais monologue at …

Debating is hard… When asked to name a Democratic Senator she’d be willing to work with, Christine named … Hillary Clinton. [close, but no quite] In a debate today hosted by local television station WHYY, Delaware Republican Senate nominee Christine O’Donnell seemed unable to name a single sitting Democratic senator. …

Bob Woodward’s best work might have been 38 years ago, but that doesn’t mean his ability to speculate is dated. [atta boy] Woodward’s latest speculation: It sent the political world into a tizzy yesterday when Bob Woodward told CNN’s John King, in his familiar robotic monotone, that Hillary Clinton and …

Hey shorty … 50 Cent endorsed Hillary Clinton in early 2008.

Tommy McFly recently ran into Sec. of State Hillary Clinton.  As their conversation came to an end, Madam Secretary went in for a high five.  McFly nearly left her hanging… I actually left her hangin’ for a second on said high five because it took me a minute to compute …

Was there a wedding we weren’t invited to?  [congrats] h/t BA