This wins the web today. [via Cloture Club] Some of our favorites: Fozzie and Congressman Barney Frank Dr. Bunsen Honeydew and Congressman Gary Ackerman Lew Zealand and Congressman Jose Serrano

This is the only video you need to watch today. Hilarious. h/t Andrew Foxwell

As only the Mad DC Cabbie can explain: “I guess the the hookers got their Johns, Fred got his fix and I made a few bucks, everyone is happy.” Only in DC friends. Only in DC. Do yourself a favor and go take a few rides around the district with …

Remember ladies and gentleman, he’s a basketball player – and likely a very good bowler. h/t Next Round

Schroeder Mullins: Anyone see Jeopardy last night?