Welcome back Capitol Hill staff. [at least you get two August recesses] We feel it’s going to be an activate the airplane’s inflatable emergency slide, but not before grabbing two beers, kind of a day.

Tuesday is the new Thursday. What have we learned in the past 24 hours? Congress is really, really good at pointing fingers; not so good at passing bailouts … Time to start exploring new retirement options … Skins “jumped off” against the Cowboys … Things you don’t want on your …