Positioned in front of picturesque flags waving in the wind around the Washington Monument, José Andrés delivered his Commencement Address to the graduating students of George Washington University. Andrés called on a few friends to make this address more interesting – it’s funny and worth a watch.

Football week [one] Congrats, grad! [doggie in a cap + gown] Dog swim [public pools] Dennis Rodman = Kim Jong Un spokesperson [baby] Maryland / Maryland [secession] UMD Scholarship for 9:30 [bouncer] Moon probe launch from [Virginia] You’ll have to wait 24 hours to get that leaping dolphin [tattoos] Photo …

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