Wait until you see this guy’s. https://martinomalley.com/famousdc We’re not going to spoil it for you. Click it.

People say DC is Hollywood for ugly people, but as District fanatics, we take slight offense to that notion – at least most of the time. However, as a city always on the go, it’s hard to look perfect all of the time – especially when your day starts with …

Did you catch the International Space Station [last night?] José Andrés strikes again [Chinese Peruvian] $100,00 in jewelry stolen [the maid did it] Governor’s race in near [dead heat] Enterprising criminals begin [Obamacare scams] Photo by Noe Todorovich

Andrew M. Cuomo, the newly sworn in Governor of New York, just launched his brand new website – complete with fancy social networking icons. One problem: his web team mistakenly linked to the wrong Twitter account.  [it happens] Cuomo’s Twitter Feed? Something’s a Little Off

Our friends at Red State Update, who we’ve interviewed, recently did an interview themselves. The lucky winner: Republican Basil Marceaux for governor of the Great State of Tennessee

Note: He doesn’t want to come off as “egotistical,” but… “I don’t want to be egotistical, but I could be the governor if I ran. My polls are very high. I got the money. I got the polls. I got the support.” — Maricopa County Sheriff Joe Arpaio (R), quoted …

Kansas businessman Tom Wiggans announced yesterday that he’s the Democrat running for Kansas governor. He then sent this email to supporters.  [notice the "paid for"]

Terry McAuliffe paid $7M for a chance to be Virginia’s next governor – and has nothing to show for it.  Meanwhile his consultants are pointing the other direction.  [who wants a refund?] The winner of the Democratic primary for VA Gov was a gentleman called Mr. Deeds. State Sen. Creigh …

[oh. boy.] Something about Gavin Newsom’s video announcing his candidacy for CA Gov doesn’t sit right with us. Perhaps it’s the creepy his Will Arnett-ness . Gob for Gov!

Looks like somebody broke into the heavenly gates and stole God’s clip art.  Not a wise move.

How much will this gubernatorial race cost? [what’s your bid?] Meg Whitman, the former CEO of eBay, announced Monday she’s interested in running for governor of California, setting up what’s likely to be among the most hotly contested gubernatorial races in 2010. Noteworthy: We were also “interested in running”, but …

Never seriously in the running, Warner’s press team spins his Senate run into “Warner takes self out of VP mix.” HAMPTON, Va. (AP) – Former Gov. Mark R. Warner on Saturday removed himself from consideration as a vice presidential running mate for Democrat Barack Obama. Yeah, his press team pulled …

Calderone: Dobbs says he’s not running for NJ governor “I’m not considering anything right now in terms of running for governor, and that’s where I am,” Dobbs said in a voice-mail message to The Star-Ledger. “As of now, I am not in any way intending to run for political office.”

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