If a rainbow shows up in DC and wasn’t Instagrammed 12,000 times – did it really happen? #NATIONAL Do you love dogs and weapons? Then the TSA’s Instagram is for you; Emmy nominations: who got robbed?; If soccer injuries were real life; we’re irrationally peeved about this guy and his …

We’re all for keeping it real, but this is just f*cking depressing. Al, it was a commencement address, not a funeral.  We can only imagine how many students are now heavily medicated after listening to you ramble on and on about the world coming to an end.

According to a real sharp 3rd grade class, “livestock could actually be good for the environment.” [bull sh*t?] Cows absolved of causing global warming with nitrous oxide Now, go back to work.

h/t National Journal and @SweetDutchGirl

Some DC residents erected an igloo in honor of Al Gore, the Ice Prince.

Fat People Cause Global Warming: Fat Isn’t Very Green [insert salad bar]

It looks as if our tip line is working overtime these days.  The latest tip comes in the form of a rant.  Our favorite part, the “Global Warming” musical. A Congressional Sketch Is it getting hot in here? (Yes) Outside, the first snow of winter dusted Washington streets and a …

Huffington Posts’s Harold Ambler admits what Matt Drudge started preaching many, many years ago. Harold Ambler: Mr Gore: Apology Accepted You are probably wondering whether President-elect Obama owes the world an apology for his actions regarding global warming. The answer is, not yet. There is one person, however, who does. …

The only thing missing in Houston yesterday while it snowed … the sugar plum fairies.  Apparently they called in “sick”. [snow jobs]

OK, so we need someone to ask Speaker Pelosi a question about global warming, and then we need Pelosi to check her blackberry, and then we need to have Al Gore’s voice come over the loud speaker, and then we need Gore to walk on stage and make a surprise …

The blogosphere was on fire yesterday with the A-1 WSJ article on the Democratic Convention. Wall Street Journal: The Greenest Show on Earth: Democrats Gear Up for Denver The challenge: The host committee for the Democratic National Convention wanted 15,000 fanny packs for volunteers. But they had to be made …

From Roll Call’s Heard on the Hill and reported here first. American Idle: The five-bus caravan set to transport Democrats to their retreat in Williamsburg, Va., on Wednesday had some people fuming. The buses sat waiting outside the Longworth House Office Building for more than an hour with their diesel …

Ericka Andersen: Straight from the Energy and Commerce Committee

JoMa: “Global Warming Fades From McCain’s Stump Speech”