Those 20,000 Snuggies? Tucked — quite comfortably! — into the stimulus bill. [see for yourself] Oh stop acting like you’re surprised.

UPDATE: CNN producers loved this story so much, they lined up an interview with Max Motor owner Mark Muller. Some of our favorite lines from the interview: “The only 9-11 call I need is chambering a round.” “You don’t have a problem with God do you?” When asked, “what would …

UPDATE: Not that we could see this coming from a mile away, but KFC is running out of chicken. An anonymous source familiar with the matter tells us that the Oprah/KFC promotion threatens to break the entire, national supply chain of bird. It sounds as though situation is critical.  [get …