Who recently said this? “The past me used to show his happiness on the outside, and there’s no need to do that anymore.” 1. Chris Matthews 2. Gilbert Arenas 3. Adrian Fenty 4. Harry Reid Click to find out.

Michael Wilbon: It’s time for a new beginning for Arenas and the Wizards This is the activity we engage in most frequently when it comes to professional basketball around here: looking back and trying to figure out how and why something went so horribly wrong. John Williams’s eating, Chris Webber’s …

Will his new uniform be orange? The Washington Post: Wizards’ Arenas charged with felony Wizards guard Gilbert Arenas is charged with carrying a pistol without a license outside a home or business.

Atta boy. Gilbert Arenas suspended indefinitely without pay Washington Wizards star guard could face charges of carrying a handgun without a license, which is a felony and punishable by up to five years behind bars.

WaPo’s Michael Wilbon: Wizards should clean house after Arenas’s dispute with Crittenton

Gambling and guns in the Bullets’ Wizards’ locker room. AP: Report: Arenas, Crittenton pull guns on each other H/T – the Fix

If I had a million Twitter followers … Deadspin: Gilbert Arenas Makes a Mockery of Twitter Agent Zero refuses to start Twittering until he has a million followers. Uh, Gil, that’s not how you do it. Actually, you know what? Twitter’s stupid and everyone on it is stupid and this …

FamousDC welcomes Agent Zero back to the basketball blogosphere. Stet Sports Blog: Gilbert Arenas Tweets, Nick Young Tries Out for Jackass

DCist: DeShawn Stevenson Divided Against Itself Cannot Stand [go sell crazy somewhere else] Great. Gilbert Arenas has decided to stop talking and Deshawn is obviously bat sh*t crazy. What is it with DC professional sports teams?

100% A game = tricking your girlfriend into asking YOU to marry HER. We think only an NBA All-Star could pull this off. Still, it is pretty bad ass when you throw your girl off the trail by promising dinner with Obama and then you have a moon bounce and …

Agent Zero may not play next season, but he does have time to get engaged. WaPo: Arenas Went a-Courting, and the Answer Was Yes After seven years and two kids together, Gilbert Arenas and Laura Govan are making it official: They’re getting married … The Wizards’ $111 million superstar turned …

We’re still 100% thankful Gilbert Arenas is staying in D.C. and we love reading his blog updates on basketball, video games and life. Arenas is actually our second favorite DC area sports blogger (we got you Cooley!). His latest blog post covers the NBA trades and free agent moves, the …

I’d spend it all on a pool. DC Sports Blog: Gilbert’s Million-Dollar Pool

Agent Zero: Everybody Should Visit Manila I came out of a quick retirement for this blog. I wanted to announce that I’m happy to remain a Washington Wizard. … Wizards fans, go ahead and renew your tickets. We got the team back, we’re going to be healthy and I don’t …

Gilbert Arenas makes it official, signs six-year, $11 million deal with Wizards on Sunday. Congratulations to Agent Zero and the Wizards. We’re glad to see local teams spend big money to keep our superstars in D.C.