Nah. We don’t see that happening. But if you want to kick it with TP and JT, your prayers have been answered! As part of a fundraising effort, you can attend Justin Timberlake’s February 24th concert at the Verizon Center with none other than Rep. Tom Price (GA). You don’t …

The Smithsonian National Zoo held their eighth annual Brew at the Zoo benefit this past week. Apparently no one can say no to llamas, lions or beers, evident since the event sold out days before. Spread over one of the Zoo’s open areas, the benefit was packed with people tasting over 60 craft and microbrews (Capitol City, Abita, Chocolate City, DC Brau, Port City, Redhook, Saranac, Dogfish Head, Allegash and Devil’s Backbone, just to name ten). VIP attendees were able to get up close and personal with a llama, small mammals and lizards, but everyone could visit the majestic lion oasis. The District’s biggest beer and conservation fans toasted to various good causes at the National Zoo: animal care, education, wildlife conservation, and research efforts. All the while, a baby animal was born: The Pale Alephant, a new brew from Port City Brewery, was created and named for the occasion. Fueled by food from the likes of Pepe, BLT Steak, Jack Rose, Tonic, Rocklands, Red Hook and Goodies, DC’s finest took a few hours out of their Thursday night to talk shop, beer and animal welfare.

Be sure to step out tomorrow night in support of all those affected by the recent tornados in Oklahoma. Held at the American Gas Association, Senator Jim Inhofe, Senator Tom Coburn, Rep. Frank Lucas, Rep. Tom Cole, Rep. James Lankford, Rep. Jim Bridenstine & Rep. Mark Wayne Mullin, The Oklahoma …

This past weekend, the Washington Humane Society brought together Congressmen, canines, and couture at the annual Fashion for Paws Runway Show. The event, held at the National Building Museum, welcomed over 1,700 well dressed people and their pets while raising nearly $700,000 to benefit the WHS. E! News’ Now correspondent Ashlan Gorse hosted the event, honoring Congressmen Jim Moran (D-VA) and John Campbell (R-CA) with the 2013 Humane Hero Award. Each model raised a minimum of $5,000 to walk the runway with adoptable and well dressed dogs in matching gowns. Yes, dogs in gowns!

There are a few ways to look at this: 1) Staffer – Your August (and beyond) plans were just ruined by having your boss named. 2) Lobbyist – Business just picked up for those on K-Street with close ties to the Members. 3) Fundraiser – Go ahead and book and …

Join the Missouri State Society for a fundraiser benefiting the Greater Ozarks Chapter of the American Red Cross, the Heart Of Missouri United Way, the Community Foundation of the Ozark, and the Joplin Business Recovery Fund that are directly assisting tornado victims in Joplin, Missouri. The event is Tuesday, June …

In a city where it seems everyone is from somewhere else, local residents and groups have banded together to form Red4Joplin to raise funds and support the residents of Joplin, Missouri affected by the devastating tornados of May 22, 2011. On June 13, 2011, DC area Joplin natives Kiki L’Italien …

Keeping a mime locked up in a closet is one thing, but a reporter?  Come on, man. REPORTER CONFINED IN CLOSET DURING BIDEN FUNDRAISER Sat March 26 2011 17:04:37 EDT Staffers with Vice President Joe Biden confined an ORLANDO SENTINEL reporter in a closet this week to keep him from …

Meg Whitman expands the Republican celebrity base beyond the typical Stephen Baldwin, Brooks and Dunne, and Ben Stein by hanging out with Bruce and Kris Jenner…better known as the heads of E!’s “Keeping Up With The Kardashians” household. No word if Bruce’s son, Brody, or Kris’ daughter, Kim, made an …

But who’s funnier? Conan O’Brien to host fundraiser for former ‘SNL’ co-worker Sen. Al Franken The former “SNL” writer/”Tonight Show” host will join Franken in Minneapolis later this month for a $500-a-person fundraiser (or $4,800 to have a picture taken), according to the Minneapolis Star Tribune. Conan loves diapers.

If you’re looking for something to do Thursday, why not stop by James Hoban’s Irish Restaurant and Bar ? Starting at  6 p.m., you can raise a glass with a few new friends and also help bring a dog home from Afghanistan. More info: A group of our Marines working …

This news is only slightly worse than finding out that your campaign wants you to host a political fundraiser at a Britney Spears concert. [NASA says we’re all gonna die]

After recently learning that Missouri State Rep. Curt Douchebaggery Dougherty sent out a fundraising appeal that read more like a ransom note than it did an invite, we’ve concluded that Mr. Dougherty might be Missouri’s finest politician, [ever]. Dougherty, who addressed the letter to Lobbyists, Friends, Supporters and Rich Uncles, …