President Obama at 2013 White House Correspondents’ Dinner (C-SPAN) Conan O’Brien remarks at 2013 White House Correspondents’ Dinner (C-SPAN)  

Wonkette has enjoyed watching Fox News flex their geography muscles. [new york is the new egypt] Attempt #1

For those of you who feel sorry for Juan Williams because he was fired from NPR – yeah, he’ll be just fine… [wow] The cable news network [FoxNews] signs the analyst to a new three-year contract for nearly $2 million. Dinner[s] on Juan!

Beck on his interview with Tickle Me Elmo: Glenn Beck: Sorry for wasting your time with Massa, America If Glenn Beck apologized for every bad interview he’s had, we’d be here a while. Looks like Michelle Malkin was right.

CNN isn’t the only news station that can’t seem to get it right lately. Fox News Fail – Watch more Funny Videos

30 seconds ago every news organization in the country [along w/ the help of this guy] was trying to convince us that the entire planet was in danger because of the pig flu.  It’s good to see that we’re now re-focused on the issues that actually matter. From CNN: TLC’s …

It takes talent to call your own shot right before you faint, but that’s exactly what David Buckner did recently while appearing on Glenn Beck’s show. We wish Mr. Buckner the best.

Dear Professor Smith, I’m sorry that I didn’t show up for class on Thursday.  I was hungover – but for good reason. A few of my buddies and I are developing a beer that can fight cancer.  No, seriously, we are.  The easy part is drinking it – as proved …

UPDATE: They couldn’t have teed the Lukester up any better.  No FDC love. …and in moments will be on Fox.  Will he mention FamousDC?

Our inbox has been chirping for the last few minutes with rumors about Luke’s appearance on Fox this Monday morning- and we’re please to announce, those rumors have now been confirmed. The fans have spoken and the campaigning has paid off.  Finally, Luke will appear with his good friend Megyn …

It’s official, Luke Hatzis is Capitol Hill’s favorite celebrity.  But why has he yet to go on Fox’s  “America Morning” show?   Better yet, why hasn’t Megyn Kelly hired Luke to be her door guy?

He’s become an overnight sensation [our inbox can prove it] – and an office-hold name on Capitol Hill.  Not to mention Megyn Kelly has asked that he appear on her show.  So why has the GOP Gatekeeper not made a trip to NYC to appear on “America’s Morning” on Fox …

UPDATE: Yesterday we wrote this in our post about Luke: “We can smell the Fans of Luke Facebook group just around the corner.”  Well, low and behold, here it is. But why no link to FamousDC on their page? Yesterday we brought you the story of Cool Hand Luke Hatzis, …

According to the latest polls, 99.9% of folks think Congress kind of sucks at what they do.  And it seems as if America has given up faith on them. So what do you do when people are about to tune out Congress?  Pitch a fun story which will keep people …

h/t Fishbowl