I can not believe that FamousDC is still focused on political crap given the crisis that is Fantasy Football. 1.  Last time I saw Tom Brady he was on a yellow road with a lion, talking oil can and some hot chick with braids – he was on his way …

UPDATE: Fortunately for fans, Cooley has taken the picture of his junk off his blog.  For those of you utterly confused as to what’s going on.  Our man Cooley accidentally snapped a picture of his playbook, and unbeknown to him, also featured his junk in the pic.  Dead Spin has …

FamousDC didn’t think we could make it through another draft this year, especially since our fail first pick is out for the season. But then we hear about this… The Glamazon Diaries: Are You Ready for Some Football? Join us at the Draft Party for the announcement of the 2008 …

Captain Chaos jams straight 90s music. Cooley posted his and Mike Sellers top 20 songs from Week 3 of the Preseason. You can read their lists after the jump, but in the meantime:

Captain Chaos picked the right winners for his beard contest. Please click to see the pictures. This definitely went too far… Chris Cooley’s Blog: Beard Co-Champions How am I going to explain myself to brothers with amazing beards when I shaved mine off a week early? Well, by crowning them …

Chris Cooley’s Blog: NFL in the Olympics? Just think how interesting it would be to see the following NFL athletes compete in the 2012 Summer Olympic Games: … Jason Taylor: Fencing. Did you see his footwork during Dancing with the Stars? Plus, just think about the wing span advantage he …

New Redskins coach Jim Zorn can’t lose. Ok, we’re still in preseason, but we’re calling it early … Skins in the Superbowl! DC Pro Sports Report: Redskins 17, Bills 14

By giving away free Michael Jordan gear in the Redskins’ locker room. Chris Cooley’s Blog: Free Stuff! Jason Taylor made a huge impact in the locker room his first week of training camp. The team arrived to the locker room prior to an afternoon practice finding a heap of stacked …

Yes … having solved the energy crisis, ended the Iraq war, and fixed social security, Congress is now spending today congratulating Florida Gator Tim Tebow (born in 1987) on winning the Heisman Trophy.  No really. H.Res. 901 – Congratulating University of Florida Quarterback Timothy “Tim” Tebow for winning the Heisman …

ChrisCooley47: The beard winner revealed Jeff, the beard winner came out for practice today. He was nice enough to pose with the ladies and provide quite the interview with Christy. Hope it you had fun. Thanks!

We don’t understand what is happening here, but please don’t let Jason Campbell screw up his arm. Mr. Irrelevant: Zorn Breaks Out His Bag of Toys We first learned of the Zorn Star’s penchant for abnormal QB drills back in early June during the OTAs. Well, this week he broke …

I’m going to be a blogger for the Redskins Check it out — The Redskins Blog Congrats to Matt Terl

Former Dancing with the Stars contestant and six-time Pro Bowl defensive end, Jason Taylor, is now a Washington Redskin. Don’t let the dance twirls fool you, Taylor was the 2006 NFL Defensive Player of the Year. The D.C. Sports Page: The Tuna Sends Taylor Dancing to the Redskins Jason Taylor …

Please come back….soon. These days a Brett Favre text message will lead off SportsCenter for three days and we’re tired of reading about A-rod. We need end zone dances, QB sacks, fantasy football drafts and Monday Night Football. We hope to see you soon. – FamousDC

Have you ever wondered how your life would be different if you were a famous NFL player for the Washington Redskins? Luckily for us, Chris Cooley takes us straight to the action on his personal blog, where he recently answered a few questions about the NFL draft: If I was …