It is with great sadness that I must announce that I was fired as my fantasy football team’s coach this week amid the continued negative focus on my drafting of Peyton Hillis and Chris Johnson in the first and second round of this year’s draft.  After missing the playoffs …

  I didn’t make the playoffs in my “important” leagues (important = money on the line).  Now I have to tell my wife that there’s not going to be Christmas for the family this year.  That’s what happens when you put all of your fantasy eggs in a Chris Johnson …

The overall fantasy production was slightly up this week, but was provided by people you don’t know, don’t have on your team and won’t repeat their performance next week. So… there you go. I don’t have all the questions, but Mr. Trebek has given me the answers. Let’s get started …

With fantasy point production down across the board I’ve been able to take my two important teams (money involved = important) to 3-3 and have reinvigorated my chances of getting stomped in the playoffs.  I hope you’ve been as lucky as I have been. Here we go: 1. The quarterbacks have …

Al Davis died before this past weekend’s NFL festivities and it pretty much ate up every pregame, in-game and postgame segment on Sunday.  Correct me if I’m wrong, but wasn’t this guy Captain Asshole in the Shithead Army just last week?  He dies and all of sudden he’s Mother Theresa of the …

It’s week two and you’re ready to quit your fantasy league – I know the feeling. I’m about half way in between quitting via releasing all my players to the waiver wire and quitting via moving out of the country never to return.  Option one is very extreme and could …

We’re back for another season of infuriating fantasy football. For the next 16 weeks men and women will take time away from the letdowns in life they can’t control to focus on one they can – their fantasy football team. I’m here to laugh, cry and curse my way through …

The NFL season is in full swing and Brad Kanus has agreed to join us for another year. FamousDC presents … Fantasy Football Rantworthy: Week 6 This week’s fantasy rant is honor of the fallen Crimson Tide.  The Ol’ Ball Coach always has something special waiting under that visor for …

Sorry for the two week absence. I pulled a Rick Williams and was detained by African Authorities until they confirmed that I was not in fact Bob Saget. I did learn that banging an Olson twin isn’t a dream confined to the 57 states we call America. Let’s skip the …

Brad Kanus presents … Fantasy Football Rant – Week 7 I hate professional basketball. I hate the fact that every year at this time a year our focus is blurred by this stupid league. I can not stand to see football coverage, both professional and collegiate, be interrupted to discuss …

Let’s be completely serious right now. I want you to sit down, put your blackberry away and give this a listen/read. Kyle Orton was never a shitty quarterback. He’s lost two home games in his entire career and was a Heisman hopeful his senior year at Purdue. The guy plays …

What a total crapper for my fantasy teams this week. I had to leave to Austin for a wedding and when I got there I had too much to drink and forgot to do my lineups. I had guys on bye week starting. I got my ass handed to me. …

This is going to have to be quick this week.  I’m being forced to attend a wedding in Austin this weekend by my wife.  Nothing says “fun” like 150 of her college friends all gathered to ignore the one dude they don’t know – me. I’ll be the guy standing …

Week two is in the books.  The NFL is the best reality show on TV.  Lots of games have come down to the final minutes and you can’t beat that kind of a drama. Let’s get it started.

Week one of fantasy football is behind us… And he’s taking his pants off.   Be very afraid. Things didn’t go well for a lot of you.  Things were so bad for Patrick Swayze that he decided to die rather than try to rebuild his shitty team from the waiver …