Here’s today’s ad of the day via Craigslist DC. Wanted: Need two guys and a truck to help me move… Vito, is that you?

Here’s today’s wanted ad of the day via Craigslist DC. “I really want a round bed…” Don’t ask questions- just assume this person is scared of shapes with sharp edges. They’re also looking for shag carpet, a disco ball and swing that can be hung from the ceiling.