Here’s today’s Craigslist DC want ad of the day. If anyone has any clean bubble wrap and packing paper for free, I would be so thankful if I could have them. I need them for packing lots of fragile glassware and would appreciate any. Thanks so much! Van Jones packing …

Here’s today’s Craigslist DC want ad of the day. Wanted: over the door shoe rack Bush, looking to start a collection.

Here’s today’s Craigslist DC Chicago want ad of the day. “I am doing an illustrated comedy book…I am looking for funny, true but not totally gross poop stories.” Does Blago making poopy when the cops beat on his door, count?

Here’s today’s Craigslist DC want ad of the day. Looking for an old blobsled. Can be old and in any condition. Mitt Romney hoping to relive the glory days as an honorary Olympian – or perhaps just looking for décor for his new $12 million mansion.

Here’s today’s Craigslist DC want ad of the day. Looking to buy some of the used flipflop costumes that all the smartass Republicans made during the 2004 election to mock John Kerry’s indecision. These will be lovingly cared for and re-used during the run-up to the 2008 presidential election to …

Here’s today’s Craigslist DC want ad of the day. Are you looking to get rid of a LEGO collection? Both political parties looking for something to do, while nobody works to fix gas prices.

Here’s today’s Craigslist DC want ad of the day. LOOKING FOR A LAWYER TO DEFEND ME … Could be one of many GOPers.

Here’s today’s Craigslist DC want ad of the day. Need Crawlspace Cleared… Is Hillary looking to hide disappear for a while?

Here’s today’s Craigslist DC want ad of the day. I’m looking to get a refrigerator so I can build a kegerator for my house… Congressman Kagen, that’s awfully clever of you.

Here’s today’s Craigslist DC want ad of the day. Looking for a hammock stand. Must be able to support at least 250 lbs… Because even Al Gore enjoys a nice, leisurely hammock nap during the unbearable summer months- brought to us by global warming.

Here’s today’s Craigslist DC want ad of the day. I’m looking for moving boxes and am happy to pick up… Could be any one of the many Clinton staffers.

Here’s today’s Craigslist DC want ad of the day. I need sand … Perhaps Scott McClellan is looking to bury his head in it.

Here’s today’s Craigslist DC want ad of the day. “Hello, I am looking for turtle shells . If you are out hiking or just happen to come across any please pick them up. I will buy them from you . I do not want live turtles, to take them out …

Here’s today’s Craigslist DC want ad of the day. I have a Greasecar that runs on used veggie oil. I have a large trip coming up and I am trying to gather 150 gallons so if you have any you used for frying or whatever that you do not need …

Here’s today’s Craigslist DC want ad of the day. Odd request, but I just need a safe sane man who can lift a medium sized microwave and carry it from my highrise apartment to my car in the parking lot. I don’t have money to pay you for your assistance. …