Here’s today’s Craigslist DC want ad of the day. I’m looking to get a refrigerator so I can build a kegerator for my house… Congressman Kagen, that’s awfully clever of you.

It’s no mystery that free booze drinks on Capitol Hill are hard to come by these days. Ever since Jack Abramoff pooped the nest, a free drink, bought by your favorite lobbyist, is frowned upon. Perhaps even illegal. So beyond having to bang the barkeep for free shots, how does …

Here’s today’s Craigslist DC want ad of the day. Looking for a hammock stand. Must be able to support at least 250 lbs… Because even Al Gore enjoys a nice, leisurely hammock nap during the unbearable summer months- brought to us by global warming.

Here’s today’s Craigslist DC want ad of the day. I need sand … Perhaps Scott McClellan is looking to bury his head in it.

Here’s today’s Craigslist DC want ad of the day. “Hello, I am looking for turtle shells . If you are out hiking or just happen to come across any please pick them up. I will buy them from you . I do not want live turtles, to take them out …

Here’s today’s Craigslist DC want ad of the day. I have a Greasecar that runs on used veggie oil. I have a large trip coming up and I am trying to gather 150 gallons so if you have any you used for frying or whatever that you do not need …

Some would argue that this is one of the only leisure activities a young Hill staffer can both afford and enjoy. Your drinking time is important and how you approach your drinking will make all the difference in the size of your wallet and the smoke screen that is your …

Here’s today’s Craigslist DC want ad of the day. Odd request, but I just need a safe sane man who can lift a medium sized microwave and carry it from my highrise apartment to my car in the parking lot. I don’t have money to pay you for your assistance. …

**JUST SIGHTED — Ben Stiller, by the Air and Space museum filming a scene in which he was getting out of what a tipster writes was an “unusually clean DC cab.” Hey Ben – Next time you’re in one of DC’s finest cabs, can you ask the driver why they …

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It’s a time-honored tradition that started at the Tune Inn twenty five years ago – now it hosts over 2000 drunk transplanted- Southerners looking for a good time. Back in 1983, well before Vineyard Vines, tickets to TOTS were $15. These days, in order to get a ticket, you’ve got …

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