Stimulus madness is still prevalent all over Capitol Hill. John and Joon at the Corner Market near Eastern Market on are doing their best to cash in on the stimulus madness. Spotted yesterday: Did you notice that The Corner Market has a myspace page ? It is only a matter …

Caps! Caps! Caps! [on frozen blog ] Twitter [The_Real_Shaq ] Hilarity [fishbowlDC ] Just Wrong [PETA ]

A tipster sent us this miracle website for people with crappy facial hair. It’s really worth checking out to see what they’re doing for people who need beards to compete in today’s society.  The same people who were dealt the short end of the stick when it came to beard …

Happy Monday. Did you see Arnuld and Maria in DC? Was there anything else we missed this weekend? College basketball turned upside down as UNC learned to fear the turtle . Trouble brewing in the Blonde Charity Mafia world . There was some news about the Oscars . Oh, and …

We’re not sure if the current economy is the reason for America’s lack of self confidence, but this type of thing has got to stop. It’s not the first time.  Or the second.

Ambinder’s outrageous post [outrageously funny] JoMa’s Favorite [designer] NASCAR [crime] Facebook [rant]

FamousDC birthday wishes go out to Mr. John Stanton. Happy birthday you crazy, bar bouncing, Congress reporting, firework selling, American badass.

We got a shout out in the Express today.  See, we’re not the only ones that don’t appreciate Zip cars.  Thank you Mr. Clinton Yates.

How to get fired in no time flat [steamer] How to plan a DC happy hour without looking like an a-hole [Arjewtino] Best job ever [wingman]

Was there anything in the stimulus bill that would make it illegal for people to tag old high school pictures of you on Facebook? If not, there should be. That sh*t just ain’t right. Seriously.

Great read with your morning coffee from Longworth [basketball] Your mail may be delayed, but the Postmaster still gets paid [800K] GOP iPod makes national news [Aerosmith] Superman hearts Obama [motorcade] Bad News Burris [ethics inquiry]

We don’t mean to be cocky, but on Friday web guru Michael Turk challenged FamousDC to a Twitter rap battle and it wasn’t pretty.  We had pretty much cleaned his clock by round four. @MichaelTurk – Attention! – we need a clean-up on aisle 3, Turk was spilled everywhere by …

Sullivan vs. Morrissey [blog war] Turntable [American history] Oversharing [Twitter]

Andy Roth gets Cubs tickets for life?

We hope you enjoy your day out of the office. Be sure to wish Jennifer Crider a happy birthday. See you tomorrow! — FamousDC