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We’re glad to know that CNN’s target audience reads on a 1st grade level.  [best headline ever]

In, "haven’t we already heard this joke?" news… Nancy Pelosi’s allies joke about Cantor’s ambition, saying it’s exposed him to what the speaker often describes as a “hedge clipping” — Washington’s ritual lopping-off of any political head which peeps too high above the rank and file. … “Snip, snip,” said …

Facebook Status Update Abuse: Colonoscopy This is not only unnecessary, unwelcomed and unclasssy, but entirely too much information and makes us uncomfortable.  What’s worse is wondering whether or not this status abuse was sent during the actual procedure.

“We can teach anyone. You know those fat Wall Streeters who can barely walk but suddenly have lots of free time and $400 million in the bank? Yes, I can even get them standing on a board by their second lesson. ” Zed Layson, owner of Zed’s surfing adventures in …

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James Carville tried to round up a whole heard of elephants, Ryan Loskarn celebrated at Johnny’s, Matt Mackowiak launched his TV career, David Pryor Jr. is now a PC, WH Easter Egg Roll tickets already pulling close to 1K on eBay, Rep. Debbie Wasserman Schultz gained a lot of fans …

Thank you to all of the FamousDC twits for playing along in our Twitter Challenge . The #FDC tag is currently a top-trender nestled in between our two favorite things: Afghanistan and Duke. Keep it up and we hope you realize your twitter updates are being seen by a vast …

FamousDC is happy to announce that the good people at Mr. Yogato have agreed to provide the winner of the 2009 FamousDC Twitter Challenge with a sweet reward! What does that mean? It means a special prize for our winner, and an opportunity for all of our readers to do …

Can we get this on facebook? [Mail goggles ] Fun [princess sparkle pony ] Sogood [Washingtonian ] Train vs. bus [collision ] Then and Now [CVS ] Road to Recovery [538 ]

Facebook Status Update Abuse Awesomeness: "I’m in the car and am freezing. Really want to turn the seat warmer on, but not so sure that is a good idea since I have to pee like a race horse." Don’t we wish they were all this insightful.  Job well done. And …

Patrick O’Connor : Democrats vs. Democrats Among the targets of Americans United for Change is Sen. Mark Pryor (D-Ark.), who declared the ads “not very helpful.” … “The liberal groups need to understand that we are not elected to represent the president,” Pryor said. “We’re elected to represent our states, …

"If I’d only followed CNBC’s advice I would have a million dollars today — provided I’d started with a 100 million dollars." Jon Stewart Is that really you? [Shaq ] Nothing is real anymore [American Idol Is he coming back? [fantasy football ] Fake Ari Emanuel invokes real Rahm Emanuel to …

We’re exhausted.  Great match ups.  More to come later… @bdayspring vs. @sorendayton WINNER: @sorendayton @straylightrise’s kiss of death endorsement of @bdayspring worked its magic. Maybe because Mr. Dayspring was still recovering from last night’s presser. Meanwhile, @sorendayton was ready to go toe to toe . He racked up tons of …

As we tweeted earlier today, FamousDC is now on Facebook . Yes, we know the new Facebook sucks. Yes, we know we posted about how much it sucks. And yes, we know our Facebook Accountability Venture should disqualify us from being able to post status updates. But, we have come …