A new CNET article wants to know: "As Facebook works its way toward a probable IPO, the big question is: how can it show it can make money? Well, one way–and I’m not the first to suggest it–would be to charge a nominal monthly fee. With that in mind, I …

Mario Lavandeira, aka Perez Hilton, invokes the c-word from his pageant rage. Visit msnbc.com for Breaking News, World News, and News about the Economy

THE WORD O’ WHEATON: Nation’s First Black President Tells U.N. to Stuff Anti-Racism Conference The United Nations is a joke. The fact that it was George W. Bush saying as much for the last eight years didn’t make it any less a statement of fact. Perhaps one benefit of having …

Nora McAlvanah waited until the last minute to hang at H&R Block with her taxes in hand, Doug Heye turned 27, Elliot asked all of DC to "Rock the ‘Hawk" for the Caps, still lots of out of office replies on the hill [recess], $20 says Karl Rove didn’t say …

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Yesterday we posted about these dueling billboards from Audi and BMW that turned up on Santa Monica Blvd. Well, photshoppers quickly got to work in what they felt would be appropriate counter responses.  Seen here . In the spirit of Photoshop Friday, we decided to take create our very own …

Diary of a Mad DC Cabbie: The Stalkers The guy came clean and told me that he wanted to spy on his girlfriend because he is convinced that she is cheating on him. She was supposed to be in her bed early, at least that was what she told him …

Where the politics are always heated and we take our football damn serious. [Man Removes Car Flag, Gets Clocked By Motorist]

A fundamental practice used in public relations is to identify your target audience, and to then tailor every message to appeal to that audience. Below are five keys to building a successful and lasting brand.  1. Hire fun and creative people who like their job: Here’s a classic example as …

Finally! Someone talks about taxes and doesn’t bring up tea bags. h/t Nikki Burdine

This isn’t exactly breaking news – only because it happened light years ago, but we figured we’d share anyway. Remember that huge fireball explosion that happened near the Key Bridge?  The one CBS hyped up and then didn’t deliver on.  Well thanks to innovative technology [a camera], we finally received …

Facebook Status Awesomeness: My girlfriend told me this morning that I was getting fat.  I didn’t respond.  Instead, I waited until now…  So, babe, if you’re reading this – it should be noted that you’re ass ain’t exactly small and if you think I’m fat, wait to you see me …

Our friend Michael O’Brien, the gentleman who heads up The Hill’s latest interactive portal, [The Twitter Room] has wasted little time attracting new visitors. [give him a pay raise] He’s also wasted little time plugging his own work [which we respect ].  We do however, offer Mr. O’Brien a few …

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