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What a government shutdown means for DC [not good] McCain credits Snooki for all his attention [Twitter love] Best keeper video ever [goal] John Edwards would rather die than go to jail [wow] Happy Birthday Sara Diaz [chili] Picture of the Day courtesy of Jim Billimoria. If you’d like to …

Paul Ryan’s neato video [budget] Baldwin, Spacey here to save the country [showdown] Storm damage [pics] Petraeus to CIA [spies like us] Huck’s records gone [just in time to run for President] New Nintendos make people puke [take it back]

How not to get fooled on April Fools Day [Gawker] Less about that and more about not being qualified [right?] We love the Columbia Room [drinks] Colbert Cuts His Own Pawlenty-Esque Epic Campaign Ad [well done] Rep. Weiner kills it

You’ve landed an internship on Capitol Hill and you finally figured out your way around Rayburn. Now what? FamousDC presents: The HILLstory Flowchart [view the flowchart] [download the PDF]

Jim Manley, left, and Rodell Mollineau, retired press aides to Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid, D-Nev., share a laugh during a going away party for former Roll Call editor Erin Billings, at Johnny’s Half Shell on Capitol Hill, March 24, 2011.

Sweetest SI cover ever? [BYU] Are we seriously still talking about this? [Trump] Harris raises his pimp hand [stop it] Brittney leans right? [really?] Help O’Keefe pay his credit card bill [maxed out] Strip mall for Jesus [PG County]

We’re gonna need a bigger boat. Congratulations to Nick Schaper on his new gig with the Chamber of Commerce. From Mike Allen’s Playbook: FIRST LOOK — BIG CHAMBER HIRE FROM BOEHNER: “The U.S. Chamber is bulking up its communications and social media prowess with the hire of Nick Schaper as …

Thank you Captain Obvious [Libya] CNN vs. Fox [battle] The Plame Game [books] Kwame can’t get no respect [loose lips] DC Rollergirls [Sunday]

Updates from Japan [March 17] Bachmann and Hannity vs. Weiner [heated] Sharron angles for a job [again] Does Cantor do the pot stirrers? [P90X] Mayor Gray finds a new chief [out with the old]

Thanks to Jeremy Art for setting up this shot at C-SPAN’s HQ. Note: This isn’t the first FamousDC mug to make it’s way to C-SPAN.

Roll Call editor Erin Billings, right, reads aloud a fake front page during a going away party for Jackie Kucinich, center, Friday at Irish Times on Capitol Hill. Kucinich is leaving Roll Call after three years to work as a reporter for USA Today covering the Republican side of the …

The latest [from Japan] Obama “investing” time playing golf [funny] Maddow tries hard [but just can’t keep up] O’Keefe explains [NPR] This should be interesting [B of A] The next Al Sharpton [Palin]

He might have over-stayed his welcome [go to the Korner] Oh yeah [my bad] Freire to NMS [boom] Aggressive pup [chow time] It’s different when we do it [protest]

As if the sh*t wasn’t bananas enough [Sheen] Democrats vow to come back [drive] Portraits on the metro [WeLoveDC] Most stressful parent-teacher meeting ever [Obama] Local news good at scaring people about weather [flooding this time]