Congressman Phil Roe performs CPR on man at airport [save life] TruOrleans Restaurant [opening] You can’t outrun the secret service, so stop jumping the WH fence [again] People thought he was Vince Young [no, really] What’s in a sandwich? [vote]

$5 dinners with Obama [enter to win] Michaele ran off with Journey guitarist [don’t stop believing] Is Metro stealing? [questions] Top 5 worst Congressional ideas for DC [list]

GOP candidate wins Weiner’s old seat, everyone claims credit [special] What should we steal? [um, grab all the detergent] Chipotle’s Asian spin-off to open 9/15 [ShopHouse] Church Lady punch [Washingtonian] Alexandria cops show off expensive new toys [speed traps] Poverty worse than ever [Wonkette’s take]

As a tribute to the tenth anniversary of September 11, FamousDC asked readers to submit photos of flags from across the district. Below are the amazing results. Thank you for making this post possible while we remember 9/11. Firehouse at 1018 13th Street Northwest by Bret Manley. Find more of Manley’s photos …

Rush Limbaugh wants you to meet the future President of the United States [FL] Saudi Arabia doesn’t need water [just oil] Won’t.Stop.Raining. [flooding] D.C.’s vacant property list mushrooms [cheap rent?] National Cathedral crane collapse [picture]

Bachmann loses key aides [too much] Who doesn’t love a flash flood warning? [wet] Is Tourmobile really ending? [questions remain] Recipe of the day [chilled almond soup] Terrible traffic [get ready]

Tim Carney: Beer, tacos, and political potshots: Hawk ‘n’ Dove, RIP I didn’t meet my now-wife at the Hawk. But early in our courtship, I brought her to a free-taco affair, loaded with debate and revelry. When the rowdy talk turned to immigration, she forcefully and deftly picked apart my …

Earthquake in Alaska [Tsunami warning] George W. Bush has legs [wears shorts] Pol on Pol abuse [air sucking] New Whole Foods in Foggy Bottom [photos] G-Town goes to the rats [video]

Katia now a hurricane [will she turn?] Boehner vs. Obama [timing is everything] Real or Fake? [you make the call] Man attacks motorist [with a live power line] DC downgrade [will it happen?]

A few fun things to note. DC Hurricane Survival Guide DC Earthquake Devastation  Scenes from a Washington, DC Jury Pool Waiting Room A Day in the Life of a Congressional Staffer … During Recess A Day in the Life of a K-Streeter … During Recess  

Ted’s Bulletin guys address D.C.’s Pop Tart phenomenon [brilliant] Make sure you have plenty of booze and pita chips [hurricane guide] Chelsea Handler goes cover [Capitol File] Photo of the Day [WeLoveDC]

Virginia’s most courageous earthquake victim [video] Michelle O likes top shelf vodka [10 million times over] Where are the H. Street trains? [slow train] 4.5-Mag aftershock rumbles overnight [wine spills everywhere]

Rev. Martin Luther King Jr. Memorial [amazing] College dropouts rob feds of billions [no tax revenue] Hipsters Vs. Old People [infographic] DC’s best murals [art]

Obama’s baggy pants problem [just like the rest of us] More speed cameras [income] How walkable is your neighborhood? [walk score] Vacationers on vacations [heat is on]

You gotta have goals [woman aims to be world’s fattest] History is hard [Bachmann] DC homelessness set to increase [facts] Why aren’t there adult lunchables? [good question] Georgetown > China [pictures / video]