Who’s better at golf? [Jack Abramoff or Pat Gavin?] The most painful video you’ll watch all week [Perry freezes] Herman will take a lie detector test [except that maybe he won’t] Nats catcher kidnapped [yes, you read that correctly] TwitPic by: @mattyspencah

Meet David White By day, he’s the co-owner and COO of Keybridge Communications, a boutique public relations firm. By night, he runs one of the country’s most popular wine blogs, www.Terroirist.com. The blog celebrates its first anniversary today. He was nice enough to spend a few minutes with us for a FamousDC …

Twitter hires Mindy Finn [congrats] Low turnout [again] America’s Mayor wants his son to fill his seat [Marion] Blind Pilot @ 9:30 Club [photos] Like a good neighbor [Bread for the city] By Oscalito

The Lobbyist’s Playbook [Jack Abramoff] Autumn Reds [unpopped collar] Faith, Hope & Love [Lindsey] Tortilla Coast [best chips eva] Revolving Door [healthcare]

Dornic Gets Stuck in Elevator [good times] Where is Tampa Bay? [no, seriously] New proposed DC speed limit [a crawl] Goodbye Filene [we loved your basement] Photo by: MUDSUGAR

Refurbished Tune Inn only has one deer butt [h/t @mkhammer via @HotlineReid] Michael Moore doesn’t want to give away his money [yet] Wale [DC or Nothing] America’s brokest cities [did your city rank?] Photo credit: City Paper

Things longer than Kim’s marriage [most everything] Things you can’t do [zombie Obama with bullet hole] Print media good for naps [zzzz] Nats keep Johnson for 2012 [confident] Photo by: Prashant_K

After a year and a half, Sara Diaz got her voice back, Tebowing is catching on, Rep. Akin loves his birds, Spotted at Lola’s for Mary Randolph Carpenter’s birthday party: Paul Lindsay, Shea Snider, Ben Miller, Cassie Smedile, Jack Smedile, Fez, Nick Pearson, Joby Young, and Stacey Johnson, BlairDC & …

We spotted Jesus [Bingo] The Perfect Tweet [#WeCantWait] New Mural [Adams Morgan]

Jackie Kucinich and Jared Allen exchange vows on Saturday, October 22, 2011, at a private residence in Southeast Washington.

10 out of 10 featured stories on CNN about guess who? [Gadhafi] Dave Catanese is a talented young man [video] Economies of ale [beer] DC suit shop almost as fun as TSA screening [intimate pics]

He did it [Shields will go bald] Kardashians not liked by Obama [reality] Biden being Biden [candid] Car crashes into Benihana Restaurant in Bethesda [picture] Marriott hotel worker quits with an entire marching band [video]

Caps win! [declaw] POTUS hip to Bieber gossip [he’s taken] If only Congress was this courteous to taxpayers [no explanation] Construction during rush hour [I-95]

Road kill meals [lived off them for 30 years] Cain has no pizza loyalty [Domino’s Pizza] President Obama’s teleprompter stolen [probably not a great idea] A restaurant called “Meatballs” [brilliant] By Bob Jagendorf

The media guide to protestors, Don Seymour is mostly happy he has a lawn, Emily Miller dubbed Twitter King by TBD, GoRemy is back, Mindy Finn declared she’s not with a horse, Rick Klein is BFF’s with Dale Murphy, Jen Crider hearts Cutler, DC top 5 wine bars, The demand …