Cee Lo keeps the lyrics real [too real?] Sen. Kerry jokes about Clooney arrest [three minutes] Biden in great shape, out runs secret service [well-played] Car Fire by Rod Lamkey [Adams Morgan] FamousDC / Clouture Club NCAA Bracket Standings Jim Swift Robert Cogan Dan Ostermueller Joseph Tvrdy Daniel Ensign Kris …

Who is Cameron Smith?, are you signed up for our weekly email (top right), Andrew Foxwell is setting up a booking operation, if that voice inside your head is telling you to set up an art exhibit – then follow it, the A/C must be out at the NRCC, do …

Gallagher suffers heart attack at Texas club [recovering] Members battle over Twitter [NCAA brackets] Great new Vitamin Water ad [video] Biking gets you through DC faster [fact] FamousDC / Clouture Club NCAA Bracket Standings *these folks had 14 or more correct picks. Chris Baggett Daniel Carter David Rokeach Matthew Bernstein …

UPDATE: Irish Whiskey and Mighty Pint are also in for $50 worth of prizes. UPDATE: $50 from Blue Banana Bar goes to the winner. UPDATE: Uber upped the prize ante.  $100 worth of credits for 1st place, $50 worth of credits for 2nd place, and $20 worth of credits for 3rd place? It’s not …

Government shutdown because of toilet paper shortage [sh*t] Klapper leaves NJ for HuffPo [FishbowlDC] Gas is a problem [Chu] Right leads nowhere [interesting bike route] SANTOROMENTUM [Buzz] By PeterPanFan  

March Madness is officially upon us. A magical time when brackets are busted, announcers lose their minds, and the office assistant who picks teams based on school colors wins your office pool. Since competition is always more fun among friends, we’re encouraging folks to enter the FamousDC/Cloture Club March Madness …

CNN poses real question [left funnier? yes] Sunday morning rant [wine] Techies looking to reinvent politics [nerd nation] Get your brackets ready [NCAA] Let’s hope your week goes better than this [video]

Photo correction, Luke Marchant has a great SXSW Top 10 list on Twitter, Ruffini seems fed up with politics, Congrats to Courtney Sieloff and Luke Peterson on their new addition, Marion Barry is still the man, Ochocinco needs to ping Madden, Joe Plumber looks to unclog Congress, Newt naps, Clooney …

Sometimes there is nothing we crave more than our childhood favorites.  We’re not talking Uncle Ted’s killer chili or Grandma’s unbeatable pies — we’re talking kiddie menus.  Indulgent, no-fuss, and reminiscent of simpler times.  It’s fun to be a kid.  Even if for no other reason than the chicken fingers …

Pat Robertson finally making sense [grass] Campaigning is hard [gotcha] Kennedy Center line-up [schedule] Chris Wallace honored [NPF] In honor of those down in Texas for SXSW [photo by: Ryan Howell]

Lottery winner still drawing public aid [winner] Herman trying to stay relevant [poor fella] THIS is how you use grant money [nailed it] Pigs can fly [BuzzFeed]

One of Capitol Hill’s favorite couples tied the knot this past weekend. Ted Prill, a long time political operative, and Katie Martin, former Hill flack turned Communications Director for U.S. Senate candidate Wil Cardon, said their “I Do’s” in a beautiful ceremony at Red Rock Canyon outside of Las Vegas. …

Drudge = Puppet Master? [Ricky] Kate Bennett leaves Capitol File [headed to Washingtonian] Rushing to fix the anti-Rush [wowsers] This Tuesday promises to be Super! [time to vote] 21 dirtiest moments in sports [Bleacher Report] By StickWare  

Marion Barry elected as Obama delegate [boom] Putin cries [who knew] Obama snags Sheen’s intern [winning] Bush impersonator dies [also did Clinton and Obama] Debbie Allen offers to teach Santorum how to dance [ask DeLay] By Kelvin 0001  

Some guy named Buddy got hacked [who?] Rush got the bomb squad [FLA] New radio war [DC style] Ivanka does Longworth [spotted] By MB-FOTOGRAFIA