‘The Newsroom’s” tough start [ratings] Night at the Park raises big money [Nats] Twitter fundraising [yup] National Harbor casino expansion on hold [777] Holy hell it’s hot [swelter] By Paige Weaver

It’s gonna be hot out there [scorcher] CNN reports the news [new click strategy?] Downey named GOP convention press secretary [Tampa bound] Harry Reid is proud of himself [as he should be] Saying goodbye [muddy waters] Boehner next up on P90X? [pot stirrers, bro] By FlipMode79

Rush Plus launches today [confused yet?] Webb Simpson wins the US Open [deserving] Ron Paul wins Iowa [no, seriously] The world without the internet [wow] By ChrisDag

Joy Behar has interesting comments [Mormon fire patrol] Keep your chin up [Mr. Mayor] Former Giffords aide wins [AZ] Uber gets competition [will it work?] By morejazz3  

Obama’s cabinet as a Lindsay Lohan problem [hit and run] How was this story on Drudge? [really?] UVA President steps down [mutual] More on Kwame [fraud] The dumbest thing you will read today [PASSWORD] UPDATE from Politico: Commerce Secretary John Bryson, who police said had two car accidents within minutes of …

85 mph [only in Texas] Weekend track work [prepare yourself] Camera enforcement nets DC $55M [wow] Bush is out [someone had to ask] By Marcellina

Kwame resigns [nobody shocked] Stock rally [no, really] Still can’t believe he was slapped [Barrett] Obama drops awkward joke [hanging out] Photo by Andrew Bossi

The Wire the Musical [video] Mitt Romney had Hotmail? [like a boss] Loudoun residents not pleased [Metro rail] Kwame Brown shoves WTOP reporter [classy] What the hell is a skunk pig? [photo] By dasmart

New hologram wows travelers at IAD [life-like] When you say things like this, you step down [come on, man] Dulles rail debate [video] Hula-hooping former Congressman [obesity] By sdschumaker

Chip in for the ages [Tiger wins] Shuttle takes a ferry ride [NYC] Watch this video, feel worse about humanity [unbelievable] Yes! DC is #2 [travel] Biden’s son in law [jealous] By jag9889

Issa and Colbert’s troop gift exchange [Reddit] This is how you tip [high time] And… there he goes again [Donald] Better speller than us [six-year-old] Obama loves Bob Dylan [cool cat] By jjcinit

SpaceX makes history [NASA cheers] McCain calls heckler a jerk [why not?] DC ain’t cheap [lifestyle woes] Can DC grow w/ 20-somethings? [WaPo]

Still delusional [Donald] Entire DC firefighter shift falls ill [what happened?] Pay it forward umbrella [snay] Mitt wants your data [smart] By Ryan, Ryan, Ryan

@seamuskraft shares a birthday with Mark Zuckerberg. Coincidence? We think not.

Yo, Pres – my bad [Love, Joe] Stanton inks the perfect story [tattoo] Acrobats scale DC building [artistic preview] New Metro map coming in June [stoked?] DNC picks official BBQ sauce [delicious] By rampelech