Marissa Conrad and Jesseka Kadylak pulled together a great list of where to watch NFL football games in D.C. Washingtonian: Football Fever: Where to Watch Your Team Note to self: Avoid Pour House and Steelers fans on Sunday.

Barack Obama Soundboard John McCain Soundboard

This may make coffee come out of your nose.

We’re getting lots of new readers today as a result of our Monday post (Chris Cooley’s Limp Edge). We saw Cooley’s post Sunday night and teed up something for Monday morning. Only after reading the comments on his site did we catch the little guy poking out in the first …

I can not believe that FamousDC is still focused on political crap given the crisis that is Fantasy Football. 1.  Last time I saw Tom Brady he was on a yellow road with a lion, talking oil can and some hot chick with braids – he was on his way …

The votes are in. The ballots have been counted. Senator Cornyn’s press office is straight Texas heat. The hottest press duo on the hill … Lauren Bean and Tina Gray Roll Call: Hill Climbers: Political Beginnings

UPDATE: Fortunately for fans, Cooley has taken the picture of his junk off his blog.  For those of you utterly confused as to what’s going on.  Our man Cooley accidentally snapped a picture of his playbook, and unbeknown to him, also featured his junk in the pic.  Dead Spin has …

The Internets never cease to amaze. Palin Child Name Generator Hilarity. h/t SECRET SIMMERINGS

Conventions are over, Congress is back and Brady is out for the season … what do we do now? Thankfully, The D.C. Concierge brings us a  guide for Weekend Septembers in DC: ADAMS MORGAN DAY! – Sunday, September 14th, 11:30am -6:30pm … Join me and thousands of others as we …

FamousDC didn’t think we could make it through another draft this year, especially since our fail first pick is out for the season. But then we hear about this… The Glamazon Diaries: Are You Ready for Some Football? Join us at the Draft Party for the announcement of the 2008 …

Our favorite All-Pro blogging Redskins’ Tight End shows off his breakfast skillz. Captain Chaos Chef Chris Cooley 

A very enraged reader sent our tip lines his rants from fantasy football week 1. Please enjoy: 1.  Why is FamousDC still blogging on politics when it’s clear that Al Queda has infiltrated the NFL and f’d the season for all. It’s not just injuries, it’s Grade A teams losing …

Marc Ambinder: McCain Campaign Stands Up Palin Truth-Squadding Team The McCain campaign is standing up a truth-squadding operation designed to push what they deem as “smears” about Gov. Sarah Palin out of circulation. … The team, headquartered in Arlington, includes Mark Paoletta, a former chief counsel for the House Energy and …

No Capitol Lounge? HOH: You Are What You Drink. In this contentious election season, Republicans and Democrats don’t just take opposite sides of most policy issues; they’re also split on where to eat, what bars to frequent and what newspaper to read. … The Liaison Capitol Hill, the swanky, recently …

Congressional recess doesn’t keep the crazies away. Capitol Police stay alert 24/7 and thank goodness they do. Everyone complains about the roadblocks and diverted traffic patterns during rush hour, but they’re keeping us all safe. Reuters: U.S. Capitol police found a grenade, several weapons and ammunition in a car near …