Famous Friday Round Up   ROUNDUP PRESENTED BY FLYWHEEL SPORTS On March 31, Flywheel Sports, the indoor cycling brand rapidly expanding across the United States and abroad, is opening its first DC studio in the Dupont neighborhood. Occupying the former Visions Cinema space at 1927 Florida Avenue, NW, this will be Flywheel’s largest locale to date, …

#NATIONAL This guy is on his videobomb game; Twitter feed from 12-1PM yesterday = “OBAMA USED A SELFIE STICK OMG“; The government knows how to use Twitter; RIP David Carr and Bob Simon; Google and Mattel are ready to suck all fun out of the View Master; awwwwwwwww; the war …

#NATIONAL Japan beats Scotland for best whiskey title; Facebook wants to help fight ebola; Grover Norquist is the “winner” this year; the Berlin Wall, made out of balloons; don’t take daylight for granted; where you can’t shop on Thanksgiving day; how to fix Congress; another Toy Story? okay; definition of …

#NATIONAL Did someone just call double-stuffed Oreos gauche?; Amazon will offer you a dollar to take their slower delivery service; surely we don’t need reading glasses yet, but when we do…; Goin’ to Mars again y’all; who watched Sharknado 2?; Named Skywalker? No passport for you; dollar dollar bill; pay …

#NATIONAL Will Kanye West play only Kanye West songs at his wedding?; #SnowdenSelfie; Umm … Tennessee?; Rent or buy?; Glassholes strike again; Donkeys have BFFs; stock up on garlic oil for your usual swampy summer; Will Ferrell/RCP drum-off; Vintage drum-off h/t Mike Dankler; Pretend you’re in college again and get …

#NATIONAL The pollen vortex is here; kids these days; Rob Ford- c’mon man; Godzilla is too fat; “What is a photocopier?”; wearable tech: a gun that needs a watch to fire; we’re entering a post-antibiotic era so see y’all later; mint juleps, anyone?; this joke about May never gets old; …

Dave Tate celebrated his 4th year at NJI Media, Seamus Kraft makes a wicked great sailor, Lira continues to toss points on the board at the NRSC, Noah Chestnut is headed to NYC to work with TNR, Adam Sharp’s luggage was misplaced, Katie Prill is one year wiser, Brian Diffell …

Photo correction, Luke Marchant has a great SXSW Top 10 list on Twitter, Ruffini seems fed up with politics, Congrats to Courtney Sieloff and Luke Peterson on their new addition, Marion Barry is still the man, Ochocinco needs to ping Madden, Joe Plumber looks to unclog Congress, Newt naps, Clooney …

Once upon a time …  , Occupy K Street mucked up traffic, Obama can straight sing, pay attention to your vehicle height, Rick Perry left the race for the White House, Frank Luntz knows how to make GOP candidates cry, Rick Perry ran out of undershirts this week, Newt Gingrich …

Ain’t no party like a Erika Masonhall Meet the Press Cupcake party, Rep Weiner is 6’5 and loves Tweeting with FamousDC, does Brody Mullins have balls of steel?, Charlie Sheen spent the week winning, we’re pumped for Jackie Kucinich & her new gig with USA Today (better late than never …

Freshman Rep. Raul Labrador gets his Meet the Press opportunity this weekend, here’s how to ride a roller coaster like a boss, Census, the Mad DC Cabbie had a helluva NYE, John Edwards wastes no time, don’t hate the player – hate the game, Democrats & Republicans agree,  meet mf’ing …

RIP Richard Holbrooke, Dear God we hate airline bag fees, change your password, congrats to the David All Group on their new office digs, Nelson Lewis is balling out of control, Congressman Conyers inspired gifts are all the rage, Jaguar set me up, Guam still hasn’t tipped over, of course …

Don Draper doesn’t like the new DNC logo, Obama is losing the cactus vote, Editor’s note: Roll Call co-produces a weekly television program on Comcast, It handled great- I just hate the girl that gave it to me and haven’t used it since, the parking Gods smiled on David Almacy, …

Tucker Carlson vs. Michael Steele heated up, Michael Calderone got a new gig, sadly – there is not a “Catch Phrase for Dummies” on the market, Erik Brown is excited this week is over, David All was born on both Good Friday and Friday the 13th, House lawmakers aren’t into …

Tickle fights and naked shower run-ins became part of the beltway lexicon, don’t be boring,scoop your poop, Chris Paulitz dropped his publicist Mark Pfeifle, Shamrock Fest is rocking RFK tomorrow, Marion Barry kicked it at Matt Labash’s book party, the free DC hedge-clipping service is still open for business, DC …