Facebook Status Abuse: Chris: Just pulled another all-nighter. It’s what you do when you’re making things happen. Dear Captain Red Bull, We’re not impressed. We weren’t impressed the first seven times you did it and we won’t be impressed next week when you post the same thing and again make …

Facebook Status Awesomeness: Ben spent the longest and hottest day of the year outside learning about goats. We have no idea what this means, but we wish Ben the best of luck today with the roosters. Do know someone with unusual Facebook updates? Send them to us anonymously. [contact-form 3 …

New York Times: When Couples Fight on Facebook, Everyone Knows the Score

Everybody has “friends” who are guilty of this: Vaguebooking: An intentionally vague Facebook status update, that prompts friends to ask what’s going on, or is possibly a cry for help. As we’ve said before, if you’re that desperate for someone to take notice of you, join the Boys and Girls …

Facebook status abuse: Nobody works harder than i do. 2 to 1 odds that this person is a blogger. PS: The fact that you took time out of your day to tell us how hard you work, leads us to believe that you are indeed a very hard-working person. Do …

Facebook Status Abuse: Jason: its [sic] amazing how much better lettuce makes a sandwich taste. Are you seriously updating us about lettuce? If so, that’s awesome.  We actually like banana peppers on our Subway sandwich, but you’ll never see that on our Facebook status update. PS: Lettuce makes everything better. …

A new CNET article wants to know: "As Facebook works its way toward a probable IPO, the big question is: how can it show it can make money? Well, one way–and I’m not the first to suggest it–would be to charge a nominal monthly fee. With that in mind, I …

Facebook Status Abuse: Jim is eating an organic cucumber sandwich w/orange raisin curry sauce 🙂 🙂 Two problems here Jimbo:  1) Organic cucumbers are so 2007.  2) This update is certainly not worthy of a smiley face, let alone two. [contact-form 3 “Facebook Alerts”]