But did she season it first? Meet Elsie Egan. The Florida woman, 53, is facing a felony domestic abuse charge for allegedly striking her boyfriend several times in the head with a raw steak. [food fight] It’s unclear as to whether they cooked the steak post beat down. Other notes: …

We only took one foreign language class in high school, [and failed it] so our Turkish is a little rusty.  We did however attempt to loosely translate what this guy was likely saying. "Good evening!  Look at my face.  How funny is that?  Really damn funny, right?  My wife thinks …