Luckily there’s never a run on liquor in our nation’s capitol, espeically on a day like today where the media has officially established that the State of the Union about drinking. The Hungry Lobbyist was kind enough to compile a list of all the ways you can get shwasty tonight …

The only way to make it through Monday’s activities without being sober. Print and post at your office viewing party for maximum fun.

During the Judiciary Committee’s markup of H.R. 2885, the Legal Workforce Act this afternoon, Dan Lungren said: if we were playing the Brent Musberger Drinking game everytime someone said “amnesty”, we wouldn’t be able to finish today.  

We have no idea how we missed this. [drinking game] As the House slogged through a five-hour marathon of debate on healthcare reform on Wednesday, outspoken Democrat Rep. Anthony Weiner (N.Y.) offered viewers at home a guide to the festivities and warned revelers they should enjoy their alcohol responsibly. “You …