ESPN had a reporter tag along with The King to Vegas. He took notes, snapped a few photos, and then uploaded his story to ESPN — which then took it down about an hour later. Deadspin took a screen grab and uploaded it (worth the read). LeBron’s shenanigans didn’t sit …

Earlier this week we told you about a Georgetown sophomore looking to hire a personal assistant for $12/hour [jobs created] To be honest, when we asked where to send our resume, we never thought we would get a call back. Then we opened up the ole tip box yesterday and …

Keith Olbermann, the D-list anchor who lives alone with two cats, proved again yesterday why MSNBC anchors are far and away the creepiest on television.  Proof also here . Olbermann, who was reporting on the Tea Parties, managed to say this on air: [and still has a job] "Of course …

If you thought you had an exciting Easter weekend, it likely won’t compare to this one.  [Russian excitement] A Russian man survived after downing three bottles of vodka and leaping from a fifth floor balcony – twice. Alexei Roskov says he jumped the second time because he couldn’t take his …

Over the weekend the Obama’s got their new puppy. The WaPo had the exclusive, although TMZ tends to think they broke the story.  [stay classy] The White House had offered The Washington Post a "puppy exclusive" when the time came, according to The Washington Post! But last Friday, we got …

As we’ve mentioned on several occasions [beat the horse], we often troll through our site referrals to see where our visitors are coming from.  One of our most recent visitors was referred to us by Lord Google after they searched, "godaddy site speed issues." Unfortunately for Blow Daddy , we …

If all the news organizations around the globe got together and hosted a Douche Bag Parade, we feel the Associated Press would make the best Grand Marshall. [how does it feel to be so liked?]

Facebook Status Abuse: Jim is eating an organic cucumber sandwich w/orange raisin curry sauce 🙂 🙂 Two problems here Jimbo:  1) Organic cucumbers are so 2007.  2) This update is certainly not worthy of a smiley face, let alone two. [contact-form 3 “Facebook Alerts”]

We only took one foreign language class in high school, [and failed it] so our Turkish is a little rusty.  We did however attempt to loosely translate what this guy was likely saying. "Good evening!  Look at my face.  How funny is that?  Really damn funny, right?  My wife thinks …

And now for dumbest thing we’ve read all day. [are you serious, GM?] General Motors Corp. is teaming with Segway Inc., maker of the upright, self-balancing scooters, to build a new type of two-wheeled vehicle designed to move easily through congested urban streets… … GM has slashed product-development programs, advertising …

This is the strangest ad campaign we’ve ever seen.  [teeth whitening]

It doesn’t matter what language this freaky robot speaks , this whole mechanical experiment scares the sh*t out of us.  [what else does it do?]

We don’t mean to judge, but this is a little too much for even us… The Politico’s latest tabloid Pulitzer winning piece compares Gov. Bobby Jindal to Kenneth the “30 Rock” superstar. We understand the news cycle is so watered down these days, that things like Obama’s use of a …

Yesterday, the Politico hit a home run with their latest in depth piece on President Obama.  The well-researched article that will likely set the journalistic standard for investigative pieces for years to come, was about the Commander in Chief’s use of a … Teleprompter. Here’s a lesson for journalists dead …

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