So many presidents, so much road [blockage] Tuesday morning just isn’t cute enough without [baby tigers] Know what’s not cute? The upcoming [debt limit] Then again, neither is this giant [road slab] Photo by Kevin Wolf

Did you sneak out any press releases on Christmas? [debt limit ] Did you make the fantasy football playoffs & barely lose in the semi-finals because of a kicker? [damn it Longwell ] Did you survive the DC blizzard? [thunder snow ] Did you tear up during the presentation? [Heisman …