Washington, D.C. – Robert Griffin, III, known by fans as RG3, spent Monday night  dismantling the  New York football Giants and then convened a bipartisan conference meeting Wednesday morning to solve the fiscal cliff crisis. “I understand waiting until the last minute to win,” said RG3, the 2012 Heisman Trophy …

Were you on Capitol Hill last night? Plan on being there this weekend? A bored hill staffer emailed over his musings: Beyond ticked we missed the Salahi crashing. Tired of 5 straight nights of Pizza Boli’s. Happy to find a 5 month old Bud Light in the work fridge and …

The scene: Speaker Boehner’s press conference in the CVC Studio A. According to photographer Ryan Howell, it was easily one of the best attended press events in terms of still photographers. Lots of Canon guys shooting the famous 70-200 f/2.8. Not pictured: Roll Call’s Bill Clark [He was camped out …

Denis Leary, who would make an amazing political science professor, enjoys following Majority Leader Eric Cantor on Twitter.  Leary likes Cantor so much, he suggested a fun recess activity for him: Leary tweeted: 4 words: Eric Cantor Dunk Tank. #death2thedebt Cantor replied: I’m Honored. We bet Leary wasn’t expecting that …

The LA Dodgers were the punchline of quite a few ESPY jokes last night and will be the butt of the joke tonight at the Roll Call Congressional Baseball game. Bankrupting America, a project of Public Notice, is running ads on the back of the player baseball cards. The copy …

Something tells us this was definitely Bill’s idea: Bill Clinton offers himself as lottery prize to pay off Hillary’s debts In an e-mail sent to millions of people who supported Hillary Clinton’s White House campaign, the former President asks: “How would you like the chance to come up to New …

They made: Apple reported another blowout quarter, as net income soared to $3.38bn or $3.67 a share, from $2.26bn or $2.50 a year earlier, well above Wall Street estimates.  [record] They owe: US Government: $12,245,872,000,000 What would the US economy look like if Steve Jobs was calling the shots?

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A tipster just sent us “this” note from Hillary. Dear [blank], … You have been such an inspiration to me during this campaign — your commitment and your boundless enthusiasm made everything we accomplished in the last 17 months possible. So as I continue to make sure your voices are …