Beware citizens of Fairfield, CT. Professional wrestler Paul Levesque (aka Triple H aka The Cerebral Assassin aka The Game aka The King Of Kings) is going to be door knocking in your neighborhood this weekend. [Facebook] Glad Triple H and Linda McMahon patched things up and got over the whole …

ESPN had a reporter tag along with The King to Vegas. He took notes, snapped a few photos, and then uploaded his story to ESPN — which then took it down about an hour later. Deadspin took a screen grab and uploaded it (worth the read). LeBron’s shenanigans didn’t sit …

It is so damn hot outside. And we’re only in July. h/t Deadspin

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Chris Cooley is getting ready for the season by eating everything in his cabinet. Deadspin’s Barry Petchesky shows us the yummy goodness. Meanwhile, it has been two years and Tanner Cooley still hasn’t answered his Famous 5 questions.

At the buzzer … it’s good! Hotline’s Reid Wilson: Three Of Four Finalists Are GOP Havens . The majority of schools who will compete in the Final Four this weekend have GOP-heavy fan bases, according to an analysis of the media markets they own. Could this be a second Deadspin …

We want the Nats to score runs, but not this kind… [Even The Washington Nationals’ Ticket Website Knows They’re Crap] h/t Deadspin’s Dauleiro via Jonathan Grella

Deadspin previews the upcoming Nationals baseball season. Will Leitch: Washington Nationals: Go Natinals!

Deadspin’s Tommy Craggs: Marvin Miller Remembers The Pre-Crazy Jim Bunning, Labor Revolutionary

USA! USA! USA! Deadspin’s Dashiell Bennett: Boorish Americans Win The Weekend In sports, everyone is a winner—some people just win better than others. Like obnoxious United Statesians who are now free to gloat over their nation’s Olympic triumphs as exultant underdogs instead of domineering bullies. Suck it, Earth!

Deadspin: The Tiger Woods Guide To Post-Scandal Press Conferences A quick study of the historic record also provides several different strategies for approaching this important Hail Mary of public relations. Which option will Tiger choose? President Bill Clinton Strategy: Defiant lies Basketball Guy Kobe Bryant Strategy: Hold on to your …

Deadspin still ain’t playing nice with DC. Deadspin’s Dashiell Bennett: The Worst Bowl Game In The World (2009 Edition) Are you busy this afternoon? Probably, because you have a life. However, if you’re unemployed or otherwise indigent, get out your scraper because we’ve reached the very bottom of the college …

We blame Tiger.

Get off the couch [do something] Cash Money [Democrats] O’s > Nats in DC [sad]