Fort Reno’s new schedule [looks as sweet as ever] We’re so glad DC Lady Arm Wrestlers [is a thing] Is there crack in White House made pies? [there’s not] D.C. loves America [we buy a LOT of flags] Photo by Kevin Wolf

D.C.’s all-ladies arm-wrestling league does not mess around. [WaTimes] Amid the sweaty palms, gritted teeth and clenched biceps of the Washington D.C. Lady Arm Wrestlers league, one rule ranks above all others: the one-butt-cheek rule. A wrestler should keep her feet firmly planted on the floor and her elbow cannot …