Fresh off his new rap hit , the self proclaimed "White Jay Z " and Hills star, Spencer Pratt, Twitters to the McCains about his desire to be President of the NRA. Spencer Pratt : @McCainBlogette @johnmccain I want to be president of NRA! Spencer Pratt : @SenJohnMcCain where do …

Overheard in an elevator on Capitol Hill a few minutes ago: Ed Markey: "Climate change bill is the like the Susan Boyle of legislation." Thanks to our hill tipster "Nats fan"

Whether it’s your office March Madness pool or a long weekend in a Vegas Sports Book, it’s always good to have the latest betting sheets: [Who loves energy?] E&C Chairman Henry Waxman told Reuters he has the votes to pass this next week. The Associated Press calls this package a …

Irony meets Tragedy [Carrie Prejean ] Rule Number One [protest ]

We pop bottles [Cristalino ] Air Force One [playaz ] Chuck Bass [sighting ] Metro [debit cards ]

Ramesh Ponnuru was almost named to the Macon, Georgia City Council, Alex Ovechkin continued his campaign for DC Sports Savior, Obama supporter Colin Powell offered advice to the GOP via Chris Strohm, Mike Madden complained he’s never been called for DC jury duty, Kara Rowland invited Members of Congress to …

Cap and Cash Back [ecoAmerica ] Commencement [Larry Page ] Fear [girl of words ] WH [change ]

Ivy Sellers Larsen celebrated a birthday, Chris Cillizza started the Huntsman 2012 watch, Querry Robinson hit Politico fame (and all the reporters he books linked to the piece), Chris Frates finally got out-of-work Republicans on the record, Joe Biden was given permission to speak, and then the privilege was once …

Time: Behind-the-Scenes-Photos : Obama’s 100 Days h/t – Nieman Lab

Sitting near a pile of twisted metal [NASCAR ] Please leave DC [protesters ] Nuclear Football [Gators ] Google [yourself ] Skins [Orakpo ]

THE WORD O’ WHEATON: Nation’s First Black President Tells U.N. to Stuff Anti-Racism Conference The United Nations is a joke. The fact that it was George W. Bush saying as much for the last eight years didn’t make it any less a statement of fact. Perhaps one benefit of having …

Nora McAlvanah waited until the last minute to hang at H&R Block with her taxes in hand, Doug Heye turned 27, Elliot asked all of DC to "Rock the ‘Hawk" for the Caps, still lots of out of office replies on the hill [recess], $20 says Karl Rove didn’t say …

Where the politics are always heated and we take our football damn serious. [Man Removes Car Flag, Gets Clocked By Motorist]

Can we get this on facebook? [Mail goggles ] Fun [princess sparkle pony ] Sogood [Washingtonian ] Train vs. bus [collision ] Then and Now [CVS ] Road to Recovery [538 ]

Unemployment is sky-high, our economy is up to its knees in sewage and houses are foreclosing more often than Michelle changes outfits – and this is what the Senate deems important enough to spend time on? [priorities ] Everyone from President Obama to real fans have criticized how college football determines its top team. …