Which strange conservative activist, who wasn’t hugged enough as a child, recently plotted to lure a CNN reporter onto a boat filled with lube, condoms, dildos, pornography and candles? We’ll give you a hint, it doesn’t rhyme with “last pick on the playground”, but it’s close. [weird sh*t] The faux …

Apparently size matters. “They’re too small.” Srsly?

Milk and bread aren’t the only things flying off the shelves in DC.  [keep warm]