Please? Popville says it is an April Fool’s prank – read their reasoning.

Peet’s Coffee is [taking over DC] Ok Columbia Heights, we get it [Obama swung by] Maryland just says no to tracking [permits] You actually CAN be gluten free in DC [it doesn’t get any better] Oops sorry about all that stuff before [can I be mayor again?] I’m the governor …

Remember this bear?  The one found wandering on the Texas Coast moments before Hurricane Ike made landfall.  Well, apparently the storm surge kicked his ass, because he was found washed up Columbia Heights. And he’s causing all sorts of problems.