Nick Jonas of Jonas Brothers will appear on The Situation Room with Wolf Blitzer in the 5 p.m. hour today from Washington D.C., where he is giving a speech about raising awareness of juvenile diabetes. During the interview, Jonas will discuss his own battle with diabetes, how parents and kids …

If Hurricane Bill hits land in the US, we’re pretty certain Bush should be blamed.  After all, he’s only been out of office for less than a year and hurricanes, from what we can tell, were definitely around during his eight year run.  [creative name]

Rich Sanchez, who loves his social networks, recently ripped Fox News on his Twitter account. if i didn’t believe in doing right thing, i’d be rich anchoring at fox news [have they asked?] And if that wasn’t enough, he took it one step further: do u know how much money …

This is why you don’t mess with Hollywood, Cafferty. In talking about actors running for office, Cafferty described Baldwin’s credentials as "questionable," but noted that Al Franken is Harvard-educated. That prompted Baldwin to ask: "So Franken fits the mold for Cafferty because he went to Harvard? Baldwin’s response: [amazing] I …

Gov. Mark Sanford is set return to his office tomorrow following widespread panic over his whereabouts. [hiking boots] As for Sen. John Kerry – he hasn’t been heard from since 2004. Update: Wikipedia on top of the "absence" like CNN on Twitter. UPDATE: A reader reminds us that we’re morons …

We’ve long said Twitter is a bullhorn for all things narcissistic . But rarely does anyone agree with us – until now. Howie Kurtz recently penned [another] a column about Twitter.  The article was in reference to how Twitter is used to disseminate news quickly – although not everyone is …

Headline of the Day via Gawker:  [brilliant] CNN Debates Twitter’s Relevance While Ignoring Important World Events Being Reported On Twitter Over the weekend CNN was blasted for their lack of coverage regarding the Iranian election.  And perhaps rightfully so. Over the weekend CNN’s Howard Kurtz asked America the burning question, …

Apparently not even what Pelosi knew or when she knew it (old news), or how badly POTUS was heckled by the ghost of Touchdown Jesus, himself, could keep WaPost readers from just NEEDING TO KNOW: how do astronauts pee in space? (Hint: it’s a series of tubes) Seriously, that’s the …

30 seconds ago every news organization in the country [along w/ the help of this guy] was trying to convince us that the entire planet was in danger because of the pig flu.  It’s good to see that we’re now re-focused on the issues that actually matter. From CNN: TLC’s …

Asked by Wolf Blitzer how he would grade the White House press corps, Gibbs says he’d give them a "strong A." Strong work, Wolf.  That’s like asking Kermit the Frog what he thinks of Jim Henson.

There’s only one person who would find this funny.

We’re glad to know that CNN’s target audience reads on a 1st grade level.  [best headline ever]

Whichever CNN intern did the voice over for this package should never do so again. Embedded video from CNN Video

TMZ keepin’ it classy… Embedded video from CNN Video

You’d think CNN might have slipped in at least one or two stories that weren’t so damn depressing.