Erick Erickson, the Editor of RedState.com, seems to have big news developing… Today is a very big day. The surreal becomes real. Any guesses? CNN? UPDATE: I guess our tipsters were right.  Erickson joins CNN.

From Haiti to Jersey Shore in less than a week: Anderson’s best line: Have you seen her in the hot tub? I’ve seen that on The Soup. It’s not pretty. It’s like a Petri dish. Via Mediaite

This CNN video might have gone too far:  “Cuz I’m about to fill-a-bust out of these jeans.”

Two Cajuns enter, one Cajun leaves. CNN’s Situation Room 4:40 p.m.today

In case you were unaware:  Once you sign up for a Twitter account, you instantly become a comedian.  How sweet is that? Via Wolf Blitzer : Shakira’s new album is "She Wolf." With that title, shouldn’t I invite her to join me in The SitRoom? She Wolf and He Wolf. …

No, Obama won’t be reading Sarah Palin’s book any time soon. "I probably won’t, but I don’t get a chance to read things other than briefing books very often these days anyway," he said. Somebody has to ask. [Ed Henry]

CNN’s Ed Henry proved he’s no slouch when it comes to flexing his math skills. From Twitter: President Obama has a 71-car motorcade from the Beijing airport, including Chinese greeting vehicles ! In our opinion 65 seems reasonable, 71 is a little over the top.

Lou Dobbs had eight million reasons to leave CNN. CNN was so sick of Lou Dobbs, it gave him an $8 million severance package to leave. [how many holograms does that buy?] In other words, if you combine the salaries of 50 members of Congress, that’s what CNN forked over. …

If Kate Gosselin and Sarah Palin had a baby, it would look something like this.

Sen. John Thune is the exact opposite of what you would expect a senator to be.  He’s tall, slim, young, good looking and a great basketball player.  And if you’re wondering whether or not he’s running for president any time soon… "I may go across Iowa, but it will be …

For the three of you who still watch CNN.  [goodbye, Lou] Veteran CNN anchor Lou Dobbs, whose populist views on the perils of immigration and his repeated questioning of President Barack Obama’s birthplace made him a controversial figure on a network that has traditionally eschewed opinion, announced Wednesday night that …

Burnt popcorn or a lunch decision gone terribly wrong? Don’t believe Anderson. It smells terrific in the Situation Room. [stank] We don’t want to know either.

We watch CNN because they have super rad holograms. Apparently other people do not.  [where’s the remote?] For the first time in more than two years, CNN fell out of the top 30 cable channels last week in prime time (total viewers). Fox News ranked 3rd, behind USA and ESPN, …

It’s amazing that this made CNN’s front page.  [sniffles] WASHINGTON (CNN) – Rep. Joe Wilson’s wife Roxanne has been diagnosed with swine flu, the congressman’s office confirmed to CNN on Thursday. However, CNN failed to report that Joe Wilson’s uncle has heartburn.

She joined LinkedIn. Such big news, CNN reported on it.  [earth shattering] WASHINGTON (CNN) – Sarah Palin has placed her resume on LinkedIn. We hear Levi Johnston is extremely jealous, but due to the fact that he doesn’t have a resume, is unable to join.